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Here is a companion to my cat sh!t pen just for Roy!

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DCBluesman said:
And don't be talking about loos, Skippy. Or moots, Russell! This is a family site!
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Well no worries with me talking about moots, as I have no idea what the heck you're talking about??

Best I can see from Dictionary.com is :-

moot
–noun

an assembly of the people in early England exercising political, administrative, and judicial powers.


I can see how that'd scare the kids, so I'll be sure not to talk about that.

Russell.
 
PenAffair said:
Well no worries with me talking about moots, as I have no idea what the heck you're talking about??

Best I can see from Dictionary.com is :-

moot
–noun

an assembly of the people in early England exercising political, administrative, and judicial powers.


I can see how that'd scare the kids, so I'll be sure not to talk about that.

Russell.
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Ooopppsss! That's Kiwi slang, not Aussie slang. Never mind.
 
skiprat said:
I think it is too late for the inserter:eek:

Hell, this thread has really degraded since last night:biggrin:
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It's NEVER too late Skiprat..........Bruce, where are ya?? Bend over big fella..I just put a wet coat of urushi on the "inserter". You'll have prickly heat on your pooper for a month.:biggrin:
 
Hey Chris!!! What's all this silly hype about the urushi finish? To me it seems like an awful lot of work to get such a poor finish. Why not just leave it at the 80 grit stage if that fandangled uri-fishy-dish stuff makes no difference anyway????:confused::biggrin:
 
skiprat said:
Hey Chris!!! What's all this silly hype about the urushi finish? To me it seems like an awful lot of work to get such a poor finish. Why not just leave it at the 80 grit stage if that fandangled uri-fishy-dish stuff makes no difference anyway????:confused::biggrin:
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What do you care. All you do is spend your day shining up rusty old bolts..:tongue:
 
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum:mad:





















I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
 
Yea, Skippy I can buy a stainless steel pen at my local office supply store for $4.00 and get change,Chris I do like your Tampax insertion tool but we're supposed to be showing pens, Lou you do make some "Pretty Wooden Pens" it's just that's not one them, Jeff once again your scroll work is tops but what in the hell is a toy got to do with classy pens, Bruce a pansy ass-ed color scheme if ever there was one, what were you thinking? Curtis, your just full of sh!t and so is your sh!ty pen. Gary nice try but been there done that nothing new and last but not least our friend from down under pull out now as your Sierra is 4th best out of 3, now whens the last time all of you saw a Damascus Steel pen, (insert applause) I know it's hard to be humble but that's just the way I am.


Butch, I didn't forget you it's just Mama told me if I don't have something nice to say just keep quite.....Do you hear the silence!

skip-rat said:
Stainless Steel doesn't rust, dum dum:mad:





















I do actually like your pen though:wink: It won't win, but I still like it
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OKLAHOMAN said:
Yea, Skippy I can buy a stainless steel pen at my local office supply store for $4.00 and get change,Chris I do like your Tampax insertion tool but we're supposed to be showing pens, Lou you do make some "Pretty Wooden Pens" it's just that's not one them, Jeff once again your scroll work is tops but what in the hell is a toy got to do with classy pens, Bruce a pansy ass-ed color scheme if ever there was one, what were you thinking? Curtis, your just full of sh!t and so is your sh!ty pen. Gary nice try but been there done that nothing new and last but not least our friend from down under pull out now as your Sierra is 4th best out of 3, now whens the last time all of you saw a Damascus Steel pen, (insert applause) I know it's hard to be humble but that's just the way I am.


Butch, I didn't forget you it's just Mama told me if I don't have something nice to say just keep quite.....Do you hear the silence!
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Whew!! Roys on a rampage!! He's old though so he'll be running outa gas soon enough.
 
OKLAHOMAN said:
Just to **** Skippy off I also will enter a Sierra, This one is made from 100% real Damascus Steel and to Skippy , Butch , and Bruce I don't need no stinkin metal lathe to turn REAL METAL not some bolts found on Isle 23 in your local hardware store. The Damascus M3 Imperial is to show the difference between REAL METAL &(nuts ,bolts and M3) besides I sold it and had never taken a photo of it by itself... :redface:



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HHMMMMM, let me quote the last part "I sold it and had never taken a photo of it by itself" you all know the IAP motto, NO PICTURE, IT DOES NOT EXIST, I think ole Roy boy slipped in a fake. He is trying the ole Okie bamboozle on us.
 
CaptG said:
HHMMMMM, let me quote the last part "I sold it and had never taken a photo of it by itself" you all know the IAP motto, NO PICTURE, IT DOES NOT EXIST, I think ole Roy boy slipped in a fake. He is trying the ole Okie bamboozle on us.
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I was just going to say that 100% genu-aine steel looks suspiciously similar to a $3 Rustoleum rattle can hammer finish...hmmm..
 
:rolleyes:Coming from a guy who painted a Tampax tube.

quote=chriselle;809750]I was just going to say that 100% genu-aine steel looks suspiciously similar to a $3 Rustoleum rattle can hammer finish...hmmm..[/quote]
 
chriselle said:
Whew!! Roys on a rampage!! He's old though so he'll be running outa gas soon enough.
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Run out of gas? If that's the best he can do, he's already blowing nothing but hot air.

Anyway, he still hasn't realised he's not even in the comp yet, as he posted 1 photo of two pens, instead of two photos of 1 pen. I'd redirect him back to the first page to read the rules, but I figure he's embarrassed himself enough already. :rolleyes:

Russell.
 
  1. You can enter a maximum of 2 pens you need to submit at least 2 pictures of each pen. You should try to take the best picture possible. Judges will use the photos to quantify the quality of the pen. (i.e. If the pen appears out of round in the pictures the judges will have to assume it is out of round.)
  2. Anywhere you see that the pictures have to be different?:tongue: all I see is post at least 2 pictures of each pen so I'll repost 2 more pictures and that will meet the rules even if they are the same. They don't call us smart ass Italians:cool: for nothing we will take the rules as gospel when it meets our needs:biggrin::wink::rolleyes:.
 
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Stop b!tch!ng Russell, heres the second picture and according to the rules now go and re read them , damn have to explain everthing to these Aussies
 
Dang it Russell, by the black and white context of the rules, he is right. It just states two pictures, not two different pictures. He couldn't post a second picture now anyways because that damascus steel has probably rusted all up and fallen off the tube.
 
OKLAHOMAN said:
Stop b!tch!ng Russell, heres the second picture and according to the rules now go and re read them , damn have to explain everthing to these Aussies
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OK you got me, that's your entry submitted. I don't mind the judges disqualifying you for being unable to interpret the spirit of the rules, instead of the letter of the rules. One could argue you have submitted two pictures, but 1 picture two times, but we won't bother playing semantics, as it also said you should try to take the best picture possible, which you obviously haven't.... or does the pen really look that bad??

Russell.
 
In case all you braggarts and has-beens haven't noticed Jeff has been sitting quietly with his cartoons and candy and laughing at the sophomoric potty humor . Just remember that damned sponge is what we need to beat . I would think that all this satyric energy would be better spent in his direction , anybody think about that ?
 
ldb2000 said:
In case all you braggarts and has-beens haven't noticed Jeff has been sitting quietly with his cartoons and candy and laughing at the sophomoric potty humor . Just remember that damned sponge is what we need to beat . I would think that all this satyric energy would be better spent in his direction , anybody think about that ?
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Yes I have been thinking about it, which is why I'm sitting inf ront of the computer hurling abuse, instead of working in the shed...

Russell.
 
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ldb2000 said:
In case all you braggarts and has-beens haven't noticed Jeff has been sitting quietly with his cartoons and candy and laughing at the sophomoric potty humor . Just remember that damned sponge is what we need to beat . I would think that all this satyric energy would be better spent in his direction , anybody think about that ?
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Ok Butch....PM us for an attack strategy:knife:
 
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