I like them all, but the Top-Hat really steals the show.
It reminds me of a friend of mine once that was reading the title block for a drawing of a kind of bobbin.
He said, toe phat (toe fat), what the $$&#! is toe phat?
He just couldn't see that there was a little more space between TOP and HAT - i.e. TOPHAT!
He had a real duh! moment, when we told him it was TOP HAT.
Dave
PS My wife had one of those moments once too when we were driving past a Belt One sign. You know, the hearing aid people --- Beltone.