NAME THE REINDEER CONTEST

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Ok, my entry name would be a quote from a very famous member, and has a Bill Cosby sort of ring to it....


"DAMHIKT"


I hope I didnt steal anyones future entry....(sorry ed...if I win anything I will send you all appropriate royalties and stipends)....
 
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As we all know, reindeer tend to pick on newbies to their group - look at Rudolph's example...they bugged him, and bugged him until he was singled out by Santa and forced to pull the sleigh from the front while they slacked off behind him, with Rudolph none the wiser...

It was just as well - Prancer, Dancer, and Vixen spent more time in the off season talking about boys and trimming their hoof-lines than they did training. Dasher was getting old, so he could only do short jaunts. Donner had some 'thunderous' gas, so he couldn't be anywhere near the front, and Blitzen just kept talking about the ancient reindeer wars, over and over again to anyone that would listen. Cupid spent most of his time trying to fix up Comet with the house cat.

Santa was a wise old elf - he knew that some new blood was needed. This time of year, however, the only reindeer that are available have something wrong with them. At market, there were two reindeer...one was a misshapen reindeer with a big nose all covered with bumps, the other seemed fine, except for the wild mane...figuring that a mane's could be cut, he took that one...until he realized it was channeling the spirit of Woopie Goldberg. Bargain or not, that one went back to the market! He went home with the nasally endowed reindeer, named Earl.

The reindeer had figured that something was up, and as Rudolph was the rookie to the group, he felt it was his obligation to give the new reindeer a nickname (couldn't do much worse than 'red-nose')

SO, when the new reindeer was brought in, with a schnoz to remember in song, it was Rudolph's turn to crack a joke...

Santa introduced him as Earl, and Rudolph cracked:

You mean: Burly the Lumpy-nosed reindeer

(I've really got to stop writing things past midnight!!)

Andrew
 
Ho! Ho! (it's my busy season ... I don't have time for all three).

I'm posting this message with the hopes you IAP members step it up! Like, what's the deal??? This contest ends this Friday!! So, how about gettin' those reindeer names entered in the contest? [V]
 
Originally posted by Rojo22

Ok, my entry name would be a quote from a very famous member, and has a Bill Cosby sort of ring to it....


"DAMHIKT"


I hope I didnt steal anyones future entry....(sorry ed...if I win anything I will send you all appropriate royalties and stipends)....
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Make sure you do, so I can pass them on to the ex-member
<center>I stole it from!!!</center>
 
OK, Santa needs a new reindeer cause the old ones are wearing out.

Stuff happens!! Including worn out reindeer(s).

So, go pick a nice strong young buck and purchase same. He will now have to do most of the work unless you can motivate the others.

Call the new guy,













<center>"WOLF"</center>

Assign him a position immediately ahead of Santa, behind the other reindeer, so they can't really SEE WOLF!

Now, he's a buck, so Vixen, Prancer and Dancer better move their female tails or he'll be "pushing" them from behind, if you know what I mean.

More important, the other males will most certainly "high-tail" it when they hear Santa yelling, "ON WOLF!!!" As the primary predator for reindeer, the mere word, "Wolf", will cause adrenaline to pump, making the "ancient 8" move along. Of course, hearing Santa CHEER for the WOLF, will also help remind the "erstwhile great team" that reindeer's natural place in the food chain is just below the "Santa" level. So, when he returns from a hard winter delivery job, nothin' beats a great reindeer steak!!!

In short, I think it is obvious that
<center>"WOLF"</center>
will accomplish far more than ANY OTHER reindeer names!!!

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Dawn's contribution (she didn't want to learn how to move pics, just for this silliness - wait for later silliness!)



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Santa's motivation (Before he bought<center>"Wolf")</center>

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My second name would be one we do so much of anyway, and would fit.

Let's call the new reindeer SANDER. It fits with the other reindeer's names, and reflects what we do the most of.

Rob
 
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<center>"Wolf")</center>

Ed, my boy, I don't quite see the humor in this cartoon of yours. Frankly, I find it a little disturbing. Don't bother leaving milk and cookies for me .... if you get my drift. [xx(]
 
A-hem! Last day for the contest! There are some good entries so far, but there is lots of opportunity to snipe this contest at the last minute! Come on! Jump in and name that reindeer! :D

Scott.
 
Santa,

You seem to have put on a few pounds and become more lethargic this year. (I recognize those traits from my trips to the mirror).

When you come in for YOUR annual review, I think we should talk about the younger, more invigorating types that might like your job.

ALTHOUGH there won't be other "Santa heads" on the wall, remember heads can roll without being mounted.

MERRY CHRISTMAS you OLD elf!!!

Now, get out there and break the sound barrier - you got work to do!!![:0][:0][:0][:0]
 
Scott .....

Mrs. Claus just finished her preliminary check on my reindeer. Looks like "The 2C's", as I like to call them, are going to be out of action. I know a lot of children are going to be disappointed to hear about Comet and Cupid. None the less, I'll be calling up two of my reserve reindeer.

Your contest becomes even more important than previously thought. I implore the judges to select two of the finest names from all of these wonderful entries!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
Originally posted by Santa

Scott .....

Mrs. Claus just finished her preliminary check on my reindeer. Looks like "The 2C's", as I like to call them, are going to be out of action. I know a lot of children are going to be disappointed to hear about Comet and Cupid. None the less, I'll be calling up two of my reserve reindeer.

Your contest becomes even more important than previously thought. I implore the judges to select two of the finest names from all of these wonderful entries!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
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HOLD ON THERE, Santa!!!

You falling for that "sick reindeer" stuff, again?????

Look, whisper "sweet nothings" in their ears:

(sung to Jingle bells)

Reindeer steak, reindeer steak
What a treat to eat.
Any deer thats staying here
Will soon be Christmas MEAT!!!!

I think they'll get the subliminal message.

Coupled with "ON WOLF", you should get it in high gear pretty quickly.:D:D
 
"Reindeer steak, Reindeer steak"??

I like your style Little Eddie! Here's a suggestion for you ..... spend the 24th making room in your shop. Santa's gonna be delivering that Vega Bowl Lathe you've always wanted!! ;)
 
Straight from deep within the valuable archives right here at IAP a suitable name for the new reindeer appears. Many of the people that have entered this contest were not even members when this name was introduced here at IAP in 2005. Finally, a name with historical relevance to the IAP:

"Shooting Star"
 
This contest is now closed! You hesitated, and now it's too late! But that OK, because the Birthday Bash is only a little over a week away! Get ready for a great month of activities, and more prizes than you can shake a stick at! (Even a turned stick!)

I'll get these names to the judges, and try to announce a winner as soon as they decide. Keep your fingers crossed!

Scott.
 
Scott, my boy ..... the clock is ticking down. The 2C's are definitely out of action. I'm going to be using those two back up reindeer I told you about.

Time is of the essence! Let's get those reindeer named so I can hit the road! The clock is ticking down. Ho! Ho! Ho!
 
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