NAME THE REINDEER CONTEST

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NAME THE REINDEER CONTEST

What with all the nasty winter weather happening around the world, Santa needs a new reindeer to help pull his sleigh this Christmas! Since Santa loves us here at the IAP (even after all those strange letters last week!), he wants us to name his newest reindeer!

This contest is just for fun! It is not intended to be serious at all. Just post here, in this forum, your suggestion for the name of Santa’s newest reindeer. You may enter no more than twice, and you may include pictures, descriptions or, yes, even videos (for you Chuckie!). Keep it down to a couple of paragraphs, and keep it clean, as this is a family forum.

I will run this contest from now, on the 15th of December, until 5:00 pm Mountain time on Friday December 21st. Judging will be by anonymous judges, and their decision will be final.

It’s time to start . . . . Now!

Scott.
 
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I'll throw in my first one.

I would name him Dinner. Santa already has enough to pull the sled and no sense in feeding another one when he can feed you.



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Well obviously with increasing world population Santa needs an extra reindeer to help with the extra workload.
How about "Woomera", an Australian Aboriginal word for a device used to assist in the throwing of a spear to make it go farther and faster?
About time the southern hemisphere got a go.:D:D
 
Well since Santa LOVES the IAP so much, and since the cold weather is setting in everywhere, it only seems appropriate to name the reindeer with a name that would cover portions of the IAP membership, and yet relate to something warm and memorable. With the other names already given to his reindeer, we need a name that is unique and different. So I immediately thought of combining some letters in a certain pattern like

ALAMED4CAVMUDOC!!

This would cover where a lot of hot air comes from on this forum and should give jet propulsion to Santa's sleigh in additon to keeping Santa and the reindeer warm, and help Santa to remeber the IAP membership (at least us good ones) everytime he calls for the reindeer. I think everyone can figure out where the letters came from. :D:D[:p][:p];)[}:)]

Rob
 
It was a warm January day, when Mrs. Clause decided to go for a drive and check on the candy-cane farms. The elves were on vacation, and Santa needed something to do for the day, so he headed out to the shop.
Now Santa hadn't been in the workshop in years, but figured it was time to roll up his sleeves and see what he remembered from his days as a Santa-apprentice a millennia ago. As Santa looked around in the shop, he found the order forms that the elves had left before they went on Vacation after Christmas. In shock, Santa saw that the elves wanted to order a state-of-the-art kiln to dry out the wood, as it was full of checks and was beginning to warp.
Santa was, by nature, a frugal fellow. He hadn’t gotten to where he was today by throwing out wood, and was sure there must be a way to prevent the rest of it from warping without buying new machinery. His elves were getting lazy, he decided. He'd have to find a way to get the moisture content of the lumber pile down so they can start making some sleighs for the kids later on in the year.
Now Mrs. Clause had told him the night before that his only job today was to come up with a name for the new baby reindeer that Rudolph's mom gave birth to last week, but Santa tends to forget things when they're not written down (that's why he makes those giant lists!), and it completely left his mind. Santa strolled out to the shop, put on his fur-lined shop smock (now a little tight around the midriff - he was much thinner when he was apprenticing!), and set his Saintly halo on the hook on the wall. He stared at the lumber, and probed it with his handy-dandy moisture metre. Since Elves are by nature a warm-weather creature, he keeps his shop pretty warm. The ice from the roof was melting on the floor, and his wood was sitting right on the concrete in one giant pile! He stared, and stared at it, but nothing came to mind. Finally, he thought of the solution, just as Mrs. Clause drove up in her donkey-pulled sleigh (Santa wouldn’t let her near the reindeer)
Delighted that he didn’t have to spring for a new kiln, he ran out and yelled out to her, “I’ve got it! Stickers!â€
And that’s what Mrs. Clause named the new reindeer.

(Sorry it’s long, but I’m obviously bored!) [:p]
 
Hmm, well for guess number 2 I think I will go with Spirit.

Everyone needs some Spirit in their life regardless of what they believe in. Spirit is what keeps us striving to make ourselves and those around us better.
 
Originally posted by great12b4ever

Well since Santa LOVES the IAP so much, and since the cold weather is setting in everywhere, it only seems appropriate to name the reindeer with a name that would cover portions of the IAP membership, and yet relate to something warm and memorable. With the other names already given to his reindeer, we need a name that is unique and different. So I immediately thought of combining some letters in a certain pattern like

ALAMED4CAVMUDOC!!

This would cover where a lot of hot air comes from on this forum and should give jet propulsion to Santa's sleigh in additon to keeping Santa and the reindeer warm, and help Santa to remeber the IAP membership (at least us good ones) everytime he calls for the reindeer. I think everyone can figure out where the letters came from. :D:D[:p][:p];)[}:)]

Rob
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by wdcav1952

Originally posted by great12b4ever

Well since Santa LOVES the IAP so much, and since the cold weather is setting in everywhere, it only seems appropriate to name the reindeer with a name that would cover portions of the IAP membership, and yet relate to something warm and memorable. With the other names already given to his reindeer, we need a name that is unique and different. So I immediately thought of combining some letters in a certain pattern like

ALAMED4CAVMUDOC!!

This would cover where a lot of hot air comes from on this forum and should give jet propulsion to Santa's sleigh in additon to keeping Santa and the reindeer warm, and help Santa to remeber the IAP membership (at least us good ones) everytime he calls for the reindeer. I think everyone can figure out where the letters came from. :D:D[:p][:p];)[}:)]

Rob
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm right there with you, Cav!! That's funny, albeit a bit too long to roll gracefully off the tongue.
 
Since the other reindeer have "action" names... i.e. Prancer and Dancer and all that, and since the new name is supposed to tie in with the IAP, then I would go with.....

<center><h1>Turner!</h1></center>
 
Hmmmmmm how about naming one reindeer "Carpe Lignum" (Seize the Wood) and the other "Torne Lignum" (Turn the Wood). I didn't take four years of Latin for nothin'! [:p]
 
Wow, coming up with a good name isn't easy. I guess I am drawing a BLANK for a good name!!

BTW, for those Latin speakers in the audience, Blank is my suggestion for a name. [}:)];)
 
OK, how about Donut....when Dasher blows a hoof, you put the Donut on. It is a smaller deer and Santa can only go about 50 miles on it. He keeps it under the floor mat in the back of the sleigh and it is usually lame (flat).
 
I find this to be a very interesting contest! I'll be watching the entries carefully! Ho Ho Ho!! BTW, I posted my reaction the Dear Santa letters over in the Dear Santa Contest Winners thread. ;)
 
MMMMM.....Tastes like chicken....


Originally posted by cowchaser

I'll throw in my first one.

I would name him Dinner. Santa already has enough to pull the sled and no sense in feeding another one when he can feed you.



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Jack I would like to buy a vowel please.....

Originally posted by great12b4ever

Well since Santa LOVES the IAP so much, and since the cold weather is setting in everywhere, it only seems appropriate to name the reindeer with a name that would cover portions of the IAP membership, and yet relate to something warm and memorable. With the other names already given to his reindeer, we need a name that is unique and different. So I immediately thought of combining some letters in a certain pattern like

ALAMED4CAVMUDOC!!

This would cover where a lot of hot air comes from on this forum and should give jet propulsion to Santa's sleigh in additon to keeping Santa and the reindeer warm, and help Santa to remeber the IAP membership (at least us good ones) everytime he calls for the reindeer. I think everyone can figure out where the letters came from. :D:D[:p][:p];)[}:)]

Rob
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