Karl, want to start a club?

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Originally posted by dalecamino

AGREED !!

Rule #8 : NOBODY sweeps the peanut shells from the floor .

What's a FEZZ ??? I'll get'em !!
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Fezzes are those cool hats that look like lampshades without the wirey dodad in the middle (much classier than a lampshade, but the two are interchangeable in a pinch) They usually have a snazzy tassle on top that assists in one of the sobriety tests at the end of the meeting that determines whether or not we take the safety key out of your lathe switch to keep you from hurting yourself. hehehe :D

Addendum to rule #8 - NOBODY sweeps the peanut shells from the floor unless they're to be used to cast members only pen blanks.

This thing is really shaping up! Can we have elections and hazings? I've also been considering the smelting and forging of defunct wedding bands to make pens from. We can fill the ink pumps with our own blood to sign any charters and documentation.

I'm pretty sure this is how the Elks got started...
 
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I've seen the tassles, but they were never on the top of a hat.....LOL

I don't think we need sobriety testing. I already don't drink and I have half a fingernail on my thumb and blood gushing from my index finger. Seperate incidents though so it's okay. this should probably lead to rule #9. no holding the pickguard with your hand while drilling after it has been ripped out of your hand twice already....LOL[:0][B)]:D
 
YEH , YEH ! I've seen those (never new what they called 'em)
We need to have cooler looking ones than I've seen though !!


AGREED , AGAIN !

I move we have an election and HAZE every member at the same time !!
UHHH , we might need a few more members . Anybody second the motion ?
Say AYE ! AYE ! No , I can't second my own motion , can I ?!

Rule #9 : You can second your own motion ANYTIME YOU want to !

Blood and Wedding rings will be donated for the betterment of the club . :D
 
How about cowboy hat fezzs? would that work out okay?

Either the pain killers are kicking in real good, or I'm losing a little more blood than I should be. Either way, it feels better.:)
 
I will refer you back to the brochure that was never written. Please feel free to refer back to it at any time.

All I know at this point is that if this gets any more rediculous, we may be mistaken for a government organization. I say we throw our hats into the ring and run for presidents. Can someone point me towards the ring please?
 
Originally posted by Jarheaded

How about cowboy hat fezzs? would that work out okay?

Either the pain killers are kicking in real good, or I'm losing a little more blood than I should be. Either way, it feels better.:)
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Cowboy hats are my favorite !

I hereby nominate Johnnie as President , Secretary , Promoter , and BOUNCER !

Votes please !

Pain killers will be dispensed as needed ! Prescription required of course ! No problem !!
 
Originally posted by Jarheaded

I will refer you back to the brochure that was never written. Please feel free to refer back to it at any time.

All I know at this point is that if this gets any more rediculous, we may be mistaken for a government organization. I say we throw our hats into the ring and run for presidents. Can someone point me towards the ring please?
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OK , Johnnie ! I quit ! Had some fun though ! Thanks , guys.
 
Wait a minute, I'm up for being the president, but I want a couple of secretaries(in bikinis (not you either karl)), I am up for promoter as long as I am promoting negative thoughts, and the only way I am bouncing, is if I fall off a real tall building. Any votes on this one?

I agree, might be time to go and patch up my hand.
 
LOL...you know, although it's pretty much the worst incident in my life, I think that I'd rather do the divorce thing around you knuckleheads than anywhere else on the planet.

Sidenote: Rules 9a and 9b, entered into the charter, motion seconded..er..thirded by the second party and fourthed by a third, but not dimishing each half rule by 50% nor reducing the power of the initial first second by a quarter. Wait...let's seee...motion...second, third...second second...carry the one...right, got it. Rule 'X' passed as an overwhelming success.

Man, we really need to elect a secretary before we even think about Poobahs or Grand Wizards.

I'm not a big cowboy hat fan (they make my butt look fat), so I think each member should be allowed to adorn his/her fez as individualistically appropriate. (that's right, Cav! I used a 9-syllable word without the little red line showing up, so fill that into your tooth and drill it! :D)

I'ma put bull horns on mine, like Fred Flintstone. No, wait, yak horns! Yeah...now...where do I find a lethargic yak?

And while I'm at it, Johnnie? Suck it up man, just pour some CA on it and get back to work. heh [:p]
 
I CAN"T QUIT NOW !!!
I FIFTH that motion ! And move that Hooters Girls be arranged to cater the meetings . And members can wear ANY FEZ he wants to .

Rule # 10 : No bouncing off of buildings

Karl , you had me ROTFLMAO on this one . My sentiments are the same as yours !
 
Night Johnboy. heh....help me, I can't stop.

Nice to know Johnnie still knows how to 'pour' on a field dressing. Some things you just can't teach, you know.

I really need to go fix my computer now. hehe...my life is run by this darned thing. [xx(]
 
Karl,
I believe that you are wearing your Cowboy Hat wrong if it makes your butt look fat, but what do I know I have only worn one for about 40yrs or so.[:p][}:)];) Good luck to both of you guys. I have had three rejections (def: divorces)[:eek:)] BUT both SWMBO and I are on our our 4th marriages and the "D" word is not in our vocabulary, BUT we are also soul mates. We were just slow to find each other.:D
 
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