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MesquiteMan

MesquiteMan

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Oh my gosh, I am so in the dog house! I absolutely forgot my wife and my anniversary. I feel like an absolute jerk! Today is our 11th and I did not even realize it was the end of July! This is the first time I have forgotten anything like this. My wife just came in and asked if I had forgotten our anniversary and then got mad and walked out to go get our daughter from Oma and Opa's house. Now what should I do?
 
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Get the hell of the computer, make reservations at the best resturant for tomorrow and beg for forgivness///
 
OUCH!! I got nothing. I know with my wife, had I done that, anything I tried would just make it worse.
 
I just celebrated my 10th, we went to the Tower of Americas. It's just down the road from you. Kinda pricey but real nice, they'll give you a personal menu w/ ya'lls name on it, Happy Anniversary and all that jazz when you make your reservations. Good Luck

Alonzo
 
forget tomorrow. You better get cleaned up and while shaving, call some restaraunts! That, or take a pillow with you to the shop!
 
Get out your wallet

MesquiteMan said:
Oh my gosh, I am so in the dog house! I absolutely forgot my wife and my anniversary. I feel like an absolute jerk! Today is our 11th and I did not even realize it was the end of July! This is the first time I have forgotten anything like this. My wife just came in and asked if I had forgotten our anniversary and then got mad and walked out to go get our daughter from Oma and Opa's house. Now what should I do?
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When she gets back light into her for not reminding you....tell her that it is the Woman's job to make sure her kind, loving husband does not forget her birthday (at least for awhile) or the Anniversary and that you will not tolerate any more such lapses. You can be sure that she remembered and didn't say anything about it just to get you in trouble....Of course, forgive her for being so forgetful and take her out for a nice evening at her favorite spot.

And before any of you smarta___ start telling me I don't know what I'm talking about I've been married to the same woman for 48 years and raised 6 kids with her....wouldn't trade her for anything.
 
It was our 32nd this year .... and I forgot .... :embarrassed: :befuddled:

but as luck would have it ...so did she! :smile-big:

Good Luck! I'm sure she will forgive you ..... eventually! :)
 
Well you could try one of these, if it doesn't work you can always keep it. Definately a chick magnet.
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My wife says get the heck off the IAP!
Then go get some champagne and the biggest bouqet you can find and a gift card to Helzberg. And a chocolate Bar, then get ready to do house work for a month with a smile on your face.

I say get out the Marvin Gaye, turn down the lights, Put your daughter to bed and Chica-chica,Wah-wah. :wink:

Turn on the MESQUITEMAN CHARM!!

Looks like the shop will be lonely for a while....

Good luck buddy.....
 
Sorry to hear this Curtis. You might try to convince yourself that you were about done with her anyway,as you're picking your stuff up from the front yard.Doesn't hurt so bad that way.DAMHIKT:beat-up:

Hope everything works outfor you :wink:
 
I told you to quite worrying about the PITH:). First thing I would do is hide the ammunition, just in case she knows where the guns are.
 
Move over Rosco, :eek:


Hopefully he has a bad memory too and doesnt remember you kicking him out of the shop at the last IAP meeting.:biggrin::biggrin:

GIT, CURTIS, GIT!!!!

Sorry guy just messing with you. If ther's anything I can do let me know. Tell her its my fault......
 
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been married 43 or 42 no, 44, well a long long time. Your first mistake was 10 years ago when remembered the first and all that followed. My wife would think I was up to something if I remembered....anything!
 
Sorry Curtis but you're so screwed! I'm fortunate to have never been there but I do have a big dog house (no dog) and a basement to hide in. And I've got the keys to the gun cabinet.
 
LOL :biggrin:heh heh, I forgot the first 10 and the 28th. I like Smittys method. blame her and take the high road.
 
And now a bit of appropo poetry:

Love is sharper than stones or sticks,

Lone as the sea and deeper blue,

Loud in the night as a clock that ticks,

Longer lived than the Wandering Jew,

Tell me a love was done and through,

Tell me a kiss escaped its debt,

Son, to your death, you'll pay your due,

Women and elephants never forget ...

(Dorothy Parker - The Ballad of Unfortunate Mammals)​
 
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Oh my gosh, I am so in the dog house! I absolutely forgot my wife and my anniversary. I feel like an absolute jerk! Today is our 11th and I did not even realize it was the end of July! This is the first time I have forgotten anything like this. My wife just came in and asked if I had forgotten our anniversary and then got mad and walked out to go get our daughter from Oma and Opa's house. Now what should I do?
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When we were first married, I told my wife that to avoid any disappointments from me forgetting special occasions that she should always remind me. It's worked well for us for 25 years!
 
What can anyone say?

She is the get mad type and you know her best...but I have been married to two ladies and one of them 3 times :) since I was 17yrs old (45yrs old now) so I have seen my share of mistakes and forgotten dates.

The best advice I would give my buddy, we have not met so take this with a grain of salt, admit the mistake...offer no excuse, it won't matter right now...let her know that you may have forgot a date but you could never forget her...offer a day away from everything, very soon, to go some where close but not too close...movie, dinner, walk about a nice area, and buy something that catches her eye while out.

Pick up flowers next week, and say that it is not because you forgot this day but because you thought of her on that day...and do it again in the near future, for no reason, just because.

Best of luck
 
Reminds me. I took Oct. 5th off for our anniversary. My wife asked me why I took that day off. She said our anniversary was on Oct 7th. I told her to go look at the marriage certificate. She never did apologize but the look on her face said oops.
 
ummmm apologize profusely and offer here a nice relaxing massage after the kids are in bed. She won't forget you forgot but she might forgive after the 10th massage or so.

Sorry dude!
GK
 
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Umm, it's a little late for you to try this method, but I forgot my first anniversary, and survived, so after that, if i miss one now and then, it's not such a big thing. Or, I could loan you my backup excuse, just tell her you forgot to take your ADD meds that morning. :)

If those don't work, Give Rosco a bath, it helps cut down on the itching in the morning :)
 
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