Allied intelligence reports indicate that Mid Eastern Squirrels are calling for a Jihad . . .
And reports indicate that a suicide squirrel attempted an attack on a power plant (well, a transformer anyway). The squirrel was unaware of the amount of voltage he was dealing with in the wire he was attempting to chew through. The only casualty was the squirrel himself . . .
That's all for tonight, signing off, we return you to your regularly topiced thread . . .
(I gotta get away from this computer. To much studying for class wears me out!!)
My company was ambushed last night around 19:30 by a gorilla squirrel sniper. We fought for our lives, but some of us died. I finally put a end to him with my 10/22. (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/95/vmaxpower0xb.jpg)
Warning! Gruesome, true to life photos.