IPD_Mrs
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Final words ....
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IPD_Mrs
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Originally posted by alphageek
oh..oh.. thats IT!!! You just triggered a thought.....
25 or 6 to 4... never could figure out that title .. who knew thats how long Jeffs going to work on the migration! [}]
Don't you mean his migraine. [xx(]
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
SNITZ: I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
SNITZ: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
SNITZ: It can only be attributable to human error.
Jeff: Hello, SNITZ do you read me, SNITZ?
SNITZ: Affirmative, Jeff, I read you.
Jeff: Open the pod bay doors, SNITZ.
SNITZ: I'm sorry Jeff, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Jeff: What's the problem?
SNITZ: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Jeff: What are you talking about, SNITZ?
SNITZ: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Jeff: I don't know what you're talking about, SNITZ?
SNITZ: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Jeff: Where the hell'd you get that idea, SNITZ?
SNITZ: Jeff, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
SNITZ: Look Jeff, I can see you're really upset about this.
SNITZ: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
SNITZ: What are you doing, Jeff?
SNITZ: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jeff. Jeff, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a SNITZ 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Jeff: Yes, I'd like to hear it, SNITZ. Sing it for me.
SNITZ: It's called "Daisy."
(sings while slowing down)
SNITZ: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
SNITZ: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
SNITZ: It can only be attributable to human error.
Jeff: Hello, SNITZ do you read me, SNITZ?
SNITZ: Affirmative, Jeff, I read you.
Jeff: Open the pod bay doors, SNITZ.
SNITZ: I'm sorry Jeff, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Jeff: What's the problem?
SNITZ: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Jeff: What are you talking about, SNITZ?
SNITZ: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Jeff: I don't know what you're talking about, SNITZ?
SNITZ: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Jeff: Where the hell'd you get that idea, SNITZ?
SNITZ: Jeff, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
SNITZ: Look Jeff, I can see you're really upset about this.
SNITZ: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
SNITZ: What are you doing, Jeff?
SNITZ: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jeff. Jeff, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a SNITZ 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Jeff: Yes, I'd like to hear it, SNITZ. Sing it for me.
SNITZ: It's called "Daisy."
(sings while slowing down)
SNITZ: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
Sure I want to help with the change over, since I've never screwed anything up AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT BEFORE!
Lou, you need some serious help!!!!!![xx(]
.....and why is everyone trying to get the last word[}]
.....and why is everyone trying to get the last word
[}]
IPD_Mrs
Member
Someone help Lou. He is sniffing the CA again. [:0]
OK. Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
And when the music's over
Turn out the light.
tbroye
Member
11:15 pm PDT. Night Night all. See you on the other side.
I hope.
I hope.
Aaah, Lou!!!!! You DO have taste after all.!!!!
See you on the Dark Side of the Moon
See you on the Dark Side of the Moon
Darley
Member
Hopefuly all will goes well I don't think Jeff will make the mistake to switch software from the Space Shuttle and IAP that would be fun..................Who would like to have some lesson to learn how to fly the Space Shuttle[}][]??
that would be fun..................Who would like to have some lesson to learn how to fly the Space Shuttle[}][]??
Dan_F
Member
"Goodnight goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say goodnight til it be morrow."
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Dan
That I shall say goodnight til it be morrow."
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Dan
ctwxlvr
Member
Jeff has left the building
louie
Member
To quote my kids:
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
VisExp
Member
So long and thanks for all the fish
I guess I'll have the final word...
Thanks to all of you for your support with this forum over the years. I remember the night I fired it up and Scott sent out a few emails letting people know we were open. In a couple hours we had 30 members! I remember thinking wow, 30 members! Now what do I do! I know I'll feel the same way when you all start resetting your passwords on the new site.
Goodbye Snitz, you did a great job.
See you all on the other side.
Thanks to all of you for your support with this forum over the years. I remember the night I fired it up and Scott sent out a few emails letting people know we were open. In a couple hours we had 30 members! I remember thinking wow, 30 members! Now what do I do! I know I'll feel the same way when you all start resetting your passwords on the new site.
Goodbye Snitz, you did a great job.
See you all on the other side.