DEAR SANTA CONTEST

[wdcav1952]

Originally posted by edman2
<br />Dear Santa,
I just can't take it any more! All this talk about ph pen vises and how good they are. My request is really simple. I'll keep it short (some of these letter writers would make good preachers they are so long winded).
Since I am so advanced in age and since Paul told me that I was number 96 on his list for a vice, I have begun to fear that I might die or be too old to turn by the time I get my vice. So Santa, since you are good at miracles, what I would like is for you to make it possible for all the other people on Paul's list to volunteer to step aside so my name can come to the top of the list. See, that's really simple. All I really want for Christmas is my PhDesigns pen vise. Thanks Santa. (I'm not sure what you will use to persuade the others to step aside but I have confidence in you). GO SANTA!!
Your miracle believin' pal,
Freddie

Ah, Freddie, we are never too old for a vice or two. [][}][]

 

[edman2]

Cav,
LOL, It's not my fault I tell you! Freudian slip about how desperate I am! I would change that so no one but you and I know, but the 30 minute time deadline is past.[] Maybe no one else will read it.[]

 

[Chuck Key]

Dear Santa

As discussed during our visit on December 5 and as requested in your letter dated December 12, I am attaching my Christmas list for this year. Please select one of the links below to view the list:


Above is a link to a 3.3mb .wmv file.

Link for higher resolution .wmv file 8.4mb

Link to mpeg file for non Wendows users mpg-1 19.5 mb

Thanks
Chuckie

 

[great12b4ever]

Chuckie, now that is funny, but please keep your day job
[][][}][}][][][:0]

Rob

 

[Chuck Key]

Hey, that is my day job[:0]. How did you like the secret IAP hand shake at 1 minute 30 seconds in?

 

[BRobbins629]

Chuckie - breathing a little too much CA lately?

 

[Daniel]

Thanks Chuckie, after 5 years of my wife becoming more and more convinced that my penturning is causing me to go insane.
she now thinks I am doing just fine.

 

[DocStram]

Dear Chuckie,

Please take your medication.

Love,
Santa[:0]

 

[wdcav1952]

Chuckie,

I now live in Pennsylvania, but I still speak fluent Southern: Y'all one crazy sumbitch!! [][][][]

 

[Chuck Key]

Bruce, Daniel, Doc, Cav

What a bunch of Grinches [^][V][^][V][^][V]. I heard you guys singing along....

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. Gimme, Gimme, Gimme...

Chuckie

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by Chuck Key
<br />Bruce, Daniel, Doc, Cav

What a bunch of Grinches [^][V][^][V][^][V]. I heard you guys singing along....

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme. Gimme, Gimme, Gimme...

Chuckie

Hmmmmmm Chuckie .... you will be ill-advised to speak ugly to wdcav and his pals ...... he's a dentist, ya' know ... think "Marathon Man"![:0][:0][:0]

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

Chuckie just one question: When did they let you out[:0] and as Doc said please take your Meds[][}][].

 

[Chuck Key]

Roy, Roy, Roy. I will agree with Docstram's advice on this one. Keep your lips sealed around Cav. We are entrusting you with the community tooth and Cav would like to have it real bad. It is probably on his Christmas list.

Chuckie

 

[wdcav1952]

Originally posted by Chuck Key
<br />Roy, Roy, Roy. I will agree with Docstram's advice on this one. Keep your lips sealed around Cav. We are entrusting you with the community tooth and Cav would like to have it real bad. It is probably on his Christmas list.

Chuckie

The community tooth??????????????

Chuckie, you aren't originally from West Virginia, are you???

 

[airrat]

BRB going to see if that is posted on youtube. LOL

Chuck you got originality

 

[Scott]

By the way, This contest is now officially over! The judging is in progress, and as soon as the judges stop retching, or laughing, or whatever it is they're doing, I'll announce the winners! Good luck to you all!

Scott.