Why Men Have Better Friends

[RogerGarrett]

Sent to me by a colleague at school - I thought it was funny so I'm sharing it. Hope I don't offend anyone.........

Why Men Have Better Friends

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.[xx(]

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that
he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

 

[Penmonkey]

You are evil!!![}][}][}]

 

[wudnhed]

LMAO!

 

[smoky10]

Of course I'm going to send this on to some friends.[][][]

 

[pete00]

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[DocStram]

Soooooo .... you're telling me that my wife WASN'T at your place last night?? [:0]

 

[wdcav1952]

Al, I hate to brag, but ............. [}]

Roger, that one is a hoot!

 

[guts]

That's pretty funny roger,thanks i needed a good laugh[]

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />Al, I hate to brag, but ............. [}]

Roger, that one is a hoot!

I come to IAP and the first thing that happens is Bill in Idaho tries to steal my Royal Yew ... next thing I know ... William runs off with my wifey. Nothing is safe here. []

 

[JimGo]

Whew. I thought Al was going to make a "tool" joke. Glad he refrained.

 

[wdcav1952]

Originally posted by DocStram
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Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />Al, I hate to brag, but ............. [}]

Roger, that one is a hoot!

I come to IAP and the first thing that happens is Bill in Idaho tries to steal my Royal Yew ... next thing I know ... William runs off with my wifey. Nothing is safe here. []

Al,

Just curious, which would you miss more, the <b>Royal Yew</b> or the wifey???????

 

[wudnhed]

William, I guess you've noticed he hasn't answered yet[}]

 

[Ozzy]

That's very funny and, sadly, very true.

 

[ilikewood]

OH AL, we're waiting for your answer!!

BTW- I never was going to STEAL any Royal Yew....I was just going to take it from you. (as a foster parent who has had bunches of kids come through his house, I thought I would use one of the most common excuses I hear)[]

 

[DocStram]

Al,

Just curious, which would you miss more, the <b>Royal Yew</b> or the wifey???????

Why, this is an easy one .... Royaaaaaaaa.....wif..all..fey...yewww.... OK. My wife! There, I said it!! [xx(]

 

[ed4copies]

Ya'all see how firm he was on that!!!

True love of wife and wood!!! (Let the "wood" jokes begin)

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by ed4copies
<br />Ya'all see how firm he was on that!!!

True love of wife and wood!!! (Let the "wood" jokes begin)

Okkkk here we go ..... "Is that a pen blank in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"[:0]

 

[wdcav1952]

No, that isn't how it goes! This is it. I love my wife and she loves my wood...................................en pens. []