What Growing Older Should Teach Us!

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Fred

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Many "Older Folks" are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to the current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the street the following combinations DO NOT go together and absolutely should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

From here down various 'new' ones have been added by members

13. Wearing a speedo with a cath
14. Colostomy bags .. you'll NEVER find shoes to match the bag (Chris posted that brown shoes match everything ... INDEED they do)

And last, but not least ...

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]15. Thongs and Depends :befuddled: :eek: :mad: (This one should completely destroy your appetite.)[/FONT]
 
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fred said:
many "older folks" are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to the current fashions.

despite what you may have seen on the street the following combinations do not go together and absolutely should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

from here down various 'new' ones have been added by members

13. wearing a speedo with a cath
14. Colostomy bags .. You'll never find shoes to match the bag (chris posted that brown shoes match everything ... Indeed they do)

and last, but not least ...

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]15. Thongs and depends :befuddled: :eek: :mad: (this one should completely destroy your appetite.)[/font]
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yikes
 
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