What Don't You Want for Christmas?

[Santa]

It's coming down to the wire for me and I'm having just a little trouble with knowing what NOT to bring you IAP members. So ... in a few words, what is it that you absolutely, definitely, without a question do NOT want Old Santa to leave for you?

PS to DocStram ... remember, I said "a few words". Get it?

 

[rickstef]

fruit cake

 

[LandfillLumber]

A smaller garage. LOL Victor

 

[bitshird]

More projects that will keep me from turning pens !!

 

[leehljp]

A lot of bills!

 

[gmcnut]

SNOW!

 

[DCBluesman]

My ex-!

 

[toolcrazy]

Nothing!!

 

[les-smith]

The Texan Cow Poop Pen. []

 

[Geo in Winnipeg]

whiney relatives

 

[wudnhed]

Originally posted by rickstef
<br />fruit cake

Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!

Also Santa, please don't bring me vacuum, disposal, washing machine or such. Mine all work fine when I use them [][}][:0]

 

[leehljp]

Originally posted by Geo in Winnipeg
<br />whiney relatives

That reminds me - Do you know the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! []

 

[rherrell]

Christmas music, EVERYWHERE!

 

[great12b4ever]

Please, don't bring me any more COAL!! 35 years running and I don't even burn the stuff here in Houston. The switches were all right but would be better if they were big enough diameter to turn. [][]

Rob

 

[GaryMGg]

Anchovy pizza; I still have slices from the one you brought last year. [:0]

 

[drawknife]

political commentators to keep their voices from any party.

 

[arioux]

New 24k gold kit

Alfred

 

[IPD_Mrs]

An STD!
















That is a Slow Turning Device for those of you with a sick mind! [:0][][:0]

 

[winpooh498]

Originally posted by MLKWoodWorking
<br />An STD!
















That is a Slow Turning Device for those of you with a sick mind! [:0][][:0]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! [][][]

 

[gerryr]

My brother-in-law.

 

[DocStram]

Same as Gerry ... except ALL of my brothers-in-law.