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MarkHix

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I was sitting with my wife this afternoon, at the not selling pens show, and she says....
"I would trade you for a sugar cookie." Is a sugar cookie worth more than a chocolat chip cookie? What do you think it means?
 
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no way man, trading a chocolate chip for a sugar cookie has to have a kiss along with it or you are taking a big loss. Some have been known to never recover.
 
Mark ...... I've been thinking about this "trade you for a sugar cookie thing". After carefully thinking it over ....... I decided to give Oprah a call. "O" couldn't come to the phone. That left me no choice but to consult Dr. Phil. We discussed your wife's comment at great length. Dr. Phil thinks you need a friend. I noticed that you don't have one single friend in your profile!

I, on the other hand, have attempted to befriend every single member of IAP. "Why?" you ask, "Would DocStram do that?" To be perfectly honest with you, I don't know why. I just thought it would look good in my profile if I had a ton of friends listed. I mean, like, I've even befriended people who don't want anything to do with me.

Be my friend Mark .......... it might help prepare you for dealing with the sugar cookie lady.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
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Thanks Al, I am honored. On top of that, you tried to consult Oprah and Dr. Phil on my behalf. What can I say? I am certain if you had told the operator that it was YOU on the phone, they would have put you thru. I am glad you fixed the problem for me.

LOML and I have had a great time with this. She said this about 5 hours into my very unproductive show. I took her to Salt Grass afterwards and fed her some prime rib....beats a sugar cookie any day.

Maybe some of you should ask your spouse what they would trade you for? or maybe not!

p.s. Al, do I get a special card or decoder ring?
 
Although I don't have Oprah or Dr(Quack) Phil on my speed dial, I researched your problem thoroughly.

I have come to the following conclusion: You ain't worth two cookies.

You are welcome :wink:
 
MarkHix said:
Thanks Al, I am honored. On top of that, you tried to consult Oprah and Dr. Phil on my behalf. What can I say? I am certain if you had told the operator that it was YOU on the phone, they would have put you thru. I am glad you fixed the problem for me.

LOML and I have had a great time with this. She said this about 5 hours into my very unproductive show. I took her to Salt Grass afterwards and fed her some prime rib....beats a sugar cookie any day.

Maybe some of you should ask your spouse what they would trade you for? or maybe not!

p.s. Al, do I get a special card or decoder ring?
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Nope, no special card or decoder ring. What you have is more special than some material possession. You, Mark, are now a member of my very elite inner circle. Just ask Jason ("jthompson1995") about the many rewards of being accepted into my very special IAP ratpack. Welcome aboard!

(PS Ignore Cav's derogatory remarks about Oprah.)
 
DocStram said:
I, on the other hand, have attempted to befriend every single member of IAP. "Why?" you ask, "Would DocStram do that?" To be perfectly honest with you, I don't know why. I just thought it would look good in my profile if I had a ton of friends listed. I mean, like, I've even befriended people who don't want anything to do with me.
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DANG, Doc!!

I missed my invitation. You must not consider me in the "every single member" category. :frown: I feel slighted. :beat-up:
 
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