lwalden
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disclaimer.....my wife sent this to me.......and as she anticipated, I was rolling on the floor at the end of it..
I met an older woman at a club last night. She was a nice lady, for 58.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a buzz going, and then she asked if I'd ever had the "Sportsman's Double": a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said "No". We drank a bit more, and then she says, "Well, tonight is your lucky night!"
We went back to her place.
She turned the hall light on and then shouted upstairs:
"Mom, are you still awake?"
I met an older woman at a club last night. She was a nice lady, for 58.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a buzz going, and then she asked if I'd ever had the "Sportsman's Double": a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said "No". We drank a bit more, and then she says, "Well, tonight is your lucky night!"
We went back to her place.
She turned the hall light on and then shouted upstairs:
"Mom, are you still awake?"
] Good twist!
