VIAGRA

[Wild Turkey]

The FDA has released the formula for Viagra to the general public. Many were in amazement to find the that the only two things in it were Fix A Flat and Miracle Grow.

 

[tim self]

LOL, LOML liked it too!!!

 

[Dario]

Makes sense LOL

 

[OldWrangler]

Nothing you can't do with a popsicle stick and some rubber bands. Even though the wife complains of the splinters.

 

[cdbakkum]

If the Gov has anything to do with viagra, it will take two years for it to work. Carl

 

[Gary Max]

And cost $563 Billion dollars

 

[bitshird]

And cost $563 Billion dollars

But then there's always the chance for a stimulus, and possibly a rebate :biggrin:

 

[Rarest wood]

I shouldnt think they will give it out willy nilly

 

[wdcav1952]

I shouldnt think they will give it out willy nilly

Good point, Dave. It should only be given out to nilly willies.

 

[Gary Max]

You will be able to get a tax credit----that should make all the difference in the world.

 

[Art Fuldodger]

Nothing you can't do with a popsicle stick and some rubber bands. Even though the wife complains of the splinters.

One of my friends used to work in the ER. An older guy came in complaining that he couldn't urinate. They asked him all sorts of questions, and nothing was making sense. So they asked him if he had done anything out of the ordinary. He swore up and down that he hadn't.

So... they took an X-ray. After they looked at the film, they said "Alright. Tell us what that is." Then he finally confessed.

The guy had gone to Vegas, got lucky on the slots, got drunk, and hired a hooker. Between his age and intoxication, he wasn't performing well... so he shoved a swizzle stick in for extra "support". During the act, the swizzle stick worked its way back up into his bladder. :bulgy-eyes:

 

[Ligget]

. so he shoved a swizzle stick in for extra "support". During the act, the swizzle stick worked its way back up into his bladder. :bulgy-eyes:

Why have I crossed my legs suddenly and my eyes are watering!

 

[Jim15]

I have had a few drinks in my time, but I have NEVER been that over served.

 

[YORKGUM]

The FDA has released the formula for Viagra to the general public. Many were in amazement to find the that the only two things in it were Fix A Flat and Miracle Grow.

What makes them blue?

 

[Russianwolf]

What makes them blue?

miracle grow is blue.