USRSF

[OKLAHOMAN]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The "season" opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

[CrazyBear]

Its actualy a co-ed team and the gals are all wearin this years redneck tank top from 'Kalvin Klein' So the new finish date is wednesday

 

[stevers]

ROTFLMAO[][][][]

 

[lwalden]

Hey, I saw them recruiting out at the Wal-Mart today on 114 in Roanoke, Texas!!! Just coincidence that it happens to be a raceday week-end at the Texas Motor Speedway, and the recruiters are at the spot every Nascar fan and his dog stops at to stock up on the 4 B's (Beer, Brats (bratwurst), Buns, and briquettes (charcoal)??[][8D][][8D]

 

[neon007]

The funny thing about that joke is the truth in it. Trust me when I say I know a lot of rednecks.....me being one of them that would tear through Iraq. Its just to bad that the feds dont do that. There are to many rules to war. Should just be last man standing wins.

 

[maxwell_smart007]

Originally posted by neon007
<br /> There are to many rules to war. Should just be last man standing wins.

Dangerous concept - think about some of the participants in WWII - they didn't follow the rules!