Turkey mechanic

[Woodnknots]

This is our wild turkey, Zoe. She likes to work on cars. Don't know why, she just does. Every time I open a hood, there she is.

 

[1080Wayne]

I sincerely hope it isn`t because she feels she has found a bird of a different color with similar intelligence . Wayne

 

[LEAP]

Thats cool!

 

[DocStram]

Hilarious picture! Thanks for sharing it with us.

 

[guts]

Dave,that's pretty neat,when i drive to lowes in burleson there's one just like her that sits on cars or is out messing around in the yards,we always look for her.

 

[LostintheWoods]

Smart man! I never venture under the hood without Wild Turkey myself!

 

[fiferb]

Does it give good advice on how to repair your truck?[]

 

[Woodnknots]

She sure is a trip. If I'm knelt down doing something in the yard, she'll run up my back and sit on my shoulder. I think she thinks she's a parrot. Don't know why, she's never seen one, and I don't let her watch T.V.

 

[hilltopper46]

If you'd drive Ford products, you wouldn't have that problem. (he he he he he).[]

 

[wudnhed]

That's hilarious!!!! Animals can bring such comedy to ours lives just by being themselves[]

 

[Woodnknots]

Originally posted by hilltopper46
<br />If you'd drive Ford products, you wouldn't have that problem. (he he he he he).[]

FORD... Found On Road Dead.

 

[Ozzy]

Originally posted by hilltopper46
<br />If you'd drive Ford products, you wouldn't have that problem. (he he he he he).[]

Yeah, but if he drove a Ford the turkey would need to push or pull![}][]

 

[carverken]

Now I thought that FORD stood for First On Race Day - See Matt Kenseth re: Calfornia race []

 

[guts]

Nope,it means,Fix Or Repair Daily[]

 

[Woodnknots]

BTW, there was nothing wrong with the Chevy. I just bought it for $2500, and was just double cheaking some stuff on the inside. It had 372000 miles on it, and it still runs great! There may be some transmission trouble starting up, but nothing too serious yet. I'm only going to have it for about a year anyway.

 

[Rifleman1776]

We have wild turkeys around my place but that are super skittish. And for good reason. One that tame would be dinner.

 

[Woodnknots]

We raised her from a chick. There were two toms, as well, but they took off into the woods when they were about 4 months old. She is just smart enough to know that she needs to eat. Sometimes she just sits on the porch and sings about nothing at all.

 

[Draken]

And here I thought it meant Forget Off Road Driving

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Draken

 

[mewell]

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a Ford?
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A shopping cart is easier to push []

 

[CaptG]

Have you heard about the new heated tailgate ford is comming out with? Now your hands won't get cold pushing it.

 

[penhead]

Originally posted by Woodnknots
<br />..... She is just smart enough to know that she needs to eat. Sometimes she just sits on the porch and sings about nothing at all.

I think I dated her before I got married [][:I]

 

[Ozzy]

Originally posted by Woodnknots
<br />BTW, there was nothing wrong with the Chevy.

You didn't have to tell me that there was nothing wrong, I have two Chevys. So, I knew that you were either checking the fluids or just opening the hood to make sure that the hinges hadn't rust shut from a lack of use.[]

 

[johncrane]

After l drink a bottle wild turkey on the porch l sing too, O' lord l wanna go home! sorry' Dave l think that two legged turkey loves you mate! ain't nothing wrong with that.[]

 

[Rojo22]

She looks more competent than several mechanics I have had in the past....

 

[Doghouse]

Dinner? not likely. Dave has the turkey, a gaggle of geese and a flock of chickens. They generally keep the yard fertilized and free of bugs. []

 

[Woodnknots]

Originally posted by Doghouse
<br />Dinner? not likely. Dave has the turkey, a gaggle of geese and a flock of chickens. They generally keep the yard fertilized and free of bugs. []

Yeah, as far as dinner goes, most of the chickens are fair game, maybe one or two of the geese if we really get desparate, but my two african geese, my duck (darkwing), and my turkey all have diplomatic immunity. When I move, they're all going with me!