I don't have a drinking problem! I drink, I fall down... No problem!
Once long ago and far away, I was at a place call "Texas Jacks" it was in Majorica (sp?) off the southern coast of France. Had GREAT HOT PULLED PORK sandwiches! They would give out bags of peanuts by throwing them to you! Stand up and shout "PEANUTS!" The barkeep would throw you a bag of peanuts. Sign over the bar said "Please throw the peanut shells on the floor!"
The shells got pretty deep after a long night. I'm talkin' wading deep! Once a guy fell off his chair and almost drowned in the peanut shells. A few nights later when I went in, I noticed a life preserver ring above the bar.....:rotfl::bananen_smilies046: