"This is not a patient door!"

[thewishman]

I made a delivery to a hospital this morning Went in the employee entrance and was going out through the same door. On the inside of the door was this sign, "This is not a patient door!"

After reading the sign, I heard a high-pitched, whiney voice inside my head - it was saying, "In or out! Make up your mind! You just came in a couple of minutes ago and now you're going out again. You think all I have to do all day is open and close..."

There was probably more, but I quit listening.

 

[foamcapt40]

Hmm... ever had those voices in your head checked out?! :biggrin:

 

[Ligget]

Chris have you had you medication today? LOL

 

[rjwolfe3]

Chris, the men in white will be there soon. I contacted them as soon as I read this. Trust me they will make the voices go away. Just don't fight them.

 

[EBorraga]

11:00 News Flash. Man escapes from hospital!! I think their looking for ya.:biggrin:

 

[Fred]

"This is not a patient door!"

If it - the door - can't wait, then it just can't wait can it!

 

[danroggensee]

Thank you I thought I was the only one that head voices. Thanks for the LOL

Dannie

 

[ed4copies]

Chris,

Some of us get great entertainment from simple things.

I too would have been amused.

 

[Jon-wx5nco]

Chris, the men in white will be there soon. I contacted them as soon as I read this. Trust me they will make the voices go away. Just don't fight them.

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

 

[Druid]

No worries Chris, I promise you the thorazine and other "cocktail meds" will wear off soon!:biggrin::tongue::biggrin:. This is a standard treatment for some of us who work in special places

 

[randyrls]

After reading the sign, I heard a high-pitched, whiney voice inside my head - it was saying, "In or out! Make up your mind! You just came in a couple of minutes ago and now you're going out again. You think all I have to do all day is open and close..."

There was probably more, but I quit listening.

I'll bet that door was made by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
For those who don't read Douglas Adams:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technology_in_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Doors

 

[thewishman]

The "voices" are telling me to...

DO NOT REPEAT WHAT WE TELL YOU!

Never mind. They are not telling me anything.

ASK EVERYONE FOR A NICKEL!

Would everyone please send me a nickel?

GO TO BED NOW!

I'm getting kinda sleepy...

Hey, wait a minute - that last one sounded like my wife.






Darn, I forgot my towel.(just for you, Randy:wink

 

[rjwolfe3]

Chris, do you want a nickle or just 5 cents?