Things are not always what they seem - humor

[Texatdurango]

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was a nice lady, for 58!

We drank a bit, had a bit of a buzz going, and then she asked if I'd ever had the "Sportsman's Double": a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said "No". We drank a bit more, and then she says, "Well, tonight is your lucky night!"

We went back to her place.

She turned the hall light on and then shouted upstairs:

"Mom, are you still awake?"

 

[lwalden]

I detect an echo.......
(see post on semi-adult humor)
It always amazes me how quickly the same jokes come from so many directions as a result of the internet..... I've heard from 4 or 5 others that had also seen this all about the same time from different sources...

 

[ed4copies]

Yeah,
But THIS one is MUCH funnier.

A joke is all in HOW you tell it!!![][][]

 

[lwalden]

you didn't like my deadpan approach?[]

Originally posted by ed4copies
<br />Yeah,
But THIS one is MUCH funnier.

A joke is all in HOW you tell it!!![][][]

 

[ed4copies]

Nah, Lyle!!

I voted for the "new guy". Give him a little "lovin" [][][][](oh, boy, wait until some of my "favorite people" get their keyboards on that!!)

 

[Texatdurango]

You know, I did tell it a lot better! I'm good at telling jokes.[]

 

[lwalden]

alright, alright...I'll stick to my specialty (sarcasm) going forward.....

Originally posted by Texatdurango
<br />You know, I did tell it a lot better! I'm good at telling jokes.[]

 

[Texatdurango]

Originally posted by lwalden
<br />alright, alright...I'll stick to my specialty (sarcasm) going forward.....

Originally posted by Texatdurango
<br />You know, I did tell it a lot better! I'm good at telling jokes.[]

Actually, after a little thinking... I have a confession to make!

Last week I read this funny joke somewhere and decided to cut and paste it into an email and send to my friends. When I read another joke here a a few days ago, I decided to grab mine from the email and share with this forum. Not until reading this thread, did I realize something… oh my gosh, this is where I read the joke!

Man, if it weren’t for the fact that I told it so much better, I would feel really embarrassed![]

George