The UN-fairer sex

[skiprat]

After doing something silly, I asked my wife how she could be so beautiful and thick at the same time.
As quick as you like, she replied;
'Well, you see dear, God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me. He also made me thick, so I would be attracted to you'

Later, on a drive somewhere, I saw some farm animals in a field next to the road.
'Look Honey' I said, 'Some relatives of yours'
Without even turning her head, she replied;
'Yep, my inlaws'

 

[wdcav1952]

Steven, it sounds like you need to limit your conversational gambits to "Yes, Dear." []

 

[Chuck B]

Skiprat,
I think my wife & yours are related? she comes up with stuff like that in a heart beat. Dam she's fast when it comes to smart alec sarcastic answers.

Chuck

 

[wudnhed]

I wish I was that fast with replies...most of the time I think of them too late