RonRaymond
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A young buck lawyer went duck hunting out in the country one day and shot a duck flying overhead. The duck landed in a field across the road, so the lawyer went to retrive it. An old farmer in a beat-up pickup truck pulled up and said "Whatcha doin'?"
"Just getting this duck I shot" the lawyer replied.
"No you're not" said the farmer. "It's my field, so it's my duck."
"I'm a lawyer and I'll sue you for that duck if I have to."
"Aw, that ain't the way we settle things 'round here" said the farmer. "We just use the Three Kick Rule."
"The Three Kick Rule? What's that?" inquired the lawyer.
"We take turns kickin' each other three times. Whoever gives up first, the other gets the duck."
"Sounds good to me, old man."
"Well, seein' as how it's my field, I go first." With that, the farmer kicked the lawyer right between the legs. The lawyer dropped to his knees in agony. The farmer then kicked him in the gut, doubling the younger man over in pain. For his third kick, the farmer punted the lawyer in the rump and sent him flying face-first right into a fresh cow patty.
Well, it took a few minutes for the lawyer to recover, but he finally regained his feet and said "OK, old timer, now it's MY turn!"
"Naw...I give up. You can have the duck."
"Just getting this duck I shot" the lawyer replied.
"No you're not" said the farmer. "It's my field, so it's my duck."
"I'm a lawyer and I'll sue you for that duck if I have to."
"Aw, that ain't the way we settle things 'round here" said the farmer. "We just use the Three Kick Rule."
"The Three Kick Rule? What's that?" inquired the lawyer.
"We take turns kickin' each other three times. Whoever gives up first, the other gets the duck."
"Sounds good to me, old man."
"Well, seein' as how it's my field, I go first." With that, the farmer kicked the lawyer right between the legs. The lawyer dropped to his knees in agony. The farmer then kicked him in the gut, doubling the younger man over in pain. For his third kick, the farmer punted the lawyer in the rump and sent him flying face-first right into a fresh cow patty.
Well, it took a few minutes for the lawyer to recover, but he finally regained his feet and said "OK, old timer, now it's MY turn!"
"Naw...I give up. You can have the duck."
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