The reason I drink alcohol!

[OKLAHOMAN]

A glass of wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of CRAP..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service​

 

[jasontg99]

HAHA. That's pretty funny Roy. And to think I was contemplating selling my kegerator.

 

[Dalecamino]

Good one Roy! No wonder I talk so stupid. But, not full of crap. :biggrin: No REALLY

 

[mredburn]

Good one Roy! No wonder I talk so stupid. But, not full of crap. :biggrin: No REALLY

Hmmmm..................

What a guy you are Roy, always putting others first. Doing only these things for the common good for the common man. :biggrin:

 

[chrisk]

In vino... veritas!

 

[ctubbs]

Thank you Roy for the boost in sales. This will defiantly help the unemployment numbers here in Kentucky.
Charles

 

[Buzzzz4]

Cheers!

 

[Rich L]

Actually, if you consume 1 kilo of e. coli you are consuming the equivalent of a whole lot more than 1 kilo of poop since poop is certainly not 100% e. coli.

I'm not going into any detail...

Thought I'd brighten your day. Send no money.

I think I'll leave this thread now.

Rich

 

[Dustygoose]

LOL. Funny Roy. Now I know why I have a Tody for the Body almost every day