The Morning Funny

[cnirenberg]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners
burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said,

"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

 

[markgum]

ROTFLMAO
thanks.

 

[Roy_Quast]

Best one I've read in a long while...........
Roy

 

[rjwolfe3]

Too funny!

 

[mick]

Cris...too funny. I'd heard it before and still spit Diet Pepsi all over the screen!

 

[cnirenberg]

Cris...too funny. I'd heard it before and still spit Diet Pepsi all over the screen!

That's why I stopped drinking. Well that and a few other reasons.................

 

[tim self]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking, I'da spit! Great one

 

[shull]

Chris...That was a well needed laugh today.