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Scott

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The Ugly Pen Contest ends TONIGHT!!!

Although we have some PRETTY UGLY PENS entered so far, I know that there are uglier things out there! And I'm not just talking about your Sister, Cav! PENS! Ugly Pens are what I'm talking about!

In the short time I have been visiting this site, I have seen Billions and Billions of Ugly Pens shown here. And they weren't all mine, either! Didn't you ever have a pen that just didn't work? The pink polyester with Cheerios somehow didn't set off the Grizzly Antler like you thought? Well now's the time to show it off! I mean, like, everybody will think you MEANT to make it that UGLY, just for the contest!!!

To check out the rules and to enter, follow this link:

http://www.penturners.org/forum/showthread.php?t=57482

And then stop on over to the Sister contest - YES, that's the Ugly Sister Contest, Cav - one Trash Talking Contest, and give your honest evaluation of the work that's on display there. For those that still haven't figured out there's a Birthday Bash going on, here's the link for Trash Talking:

http://www.penturners.org/forum/showthread.php?t=57481

For those of you that think I'm being a little harsh here, take a look at some of those UGLY PENS, and then see how harsh you come off!

:tongue:

Scott.
 
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For one of those the site stopped me and said I had to wait at least 30 seconds in between posts!

The Ugly Pen Contest is now closed!!! The judges are working tirelessly to determine the winners. Whew! It really smells in that room!

But you still have a few hours to enter the Trash Talking Contest! Git er done!

Scott.
 
Scott said:
For one of those the site stopped me and said I had to wait at least 30 seconds in between posts!

The Ugly Pen Contest is now closed!!! The judges are working tirelessly to determine the winners. Whew! It really smells in that room!

But you still have a few hours to enter the Trash Talking Contest! Git er done!

Scott.
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Scott,

To be perfectly honest...they just don't make ugly pens like they used to. Oh sure, these were some fine attempts, admirable even. But way back when...we had pens showing up that melted computer hard drives, shut down entire ISP networks, made computer monitors unusable for weeks. ;o)

Emergency rooms across the world were filled with gravely ill people who were brave enough to just look at the ugly pen thread. Many of the judges needed to be carried out of their homes on stretchers, complaining of temporary blindness, exhaustion, and post traumatic stress disorder.

Oh, if I could only dig up an image of my car-cicle pen. Unfortunately, every computer I tried to store it on, failed within days. Maybe it's all for the better. People are just making less ugly pens these days.

Congrats to the winner whoever he/she may be.

Tim
 
timdaleiden said:
Scott,

To be perfectly honest...they just don't make ugly pens like they used to.

Oh, if I could only dig up an image of my car-cicle pen.

Tim
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Tim!

Memories of that Carcicle Pen still haunt me! I may have a picture of it stored somewhere, but I'm AFRAID to go look for it! :doctor:

Scott.
 
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