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Paul in OKC

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Sickness And Related Leave:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Your Own Death:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement.

Rest Room Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the rest room. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For example, those whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:10, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time
comes again. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

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Paul, that sounds like Wally-World, (Walmart) I worked there for 2 yrs, my supervisor once told a co-worker to go clock-out, tuck in his shirt, then clock back in. Can you believe it?? I couldn't!! I got hired on to work ICS (inventory control) we were the guys you see with the pallets of mdse to stock (pain in butt for customers) then I finally got to go to the hardware dept (I was in heaven!!) but they started screwing me with my schedule. They'd have me work like Tues. thru Fri. from 3pm to 11pm, then want me to come in at 7am, well, DUH, I was late a few times, (hmm, wonder why??) so they let me go. They suck. The people working there I hear don't have a chance to get above $10/hr, then they start reducing your hours so you'll quit. They suck.

Ron
 
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