The Blonde airline passenger

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GaryMGg

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The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy and she won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat in economy.

The blonde replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, oh, I'm sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston".
 
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Wait .. I FLEW to Houston, and I DID sit in first class!!
So the pilot must have been wrong.

But, come to think of it, my luggage didn't get there.

The dumb pilot probably thought she was sitting in the luggage compartment.
sheesh ..
 
Wait .. I FLEW to Houston, and I DID sit in first class!!
So the pilot must have been wrong.

But, come to think of it, my luggage didn't get there.

The dumb pilot probably thought she was sitting in the luggage compartment.
sheesh ..

Better look for that blonde - she has your luggage!:eek:
 
I have always loved that joke! That is the first time I heard it told as a blonde joke, though. I have always heard it told as "The plane is on its way to Houston when a UF fan in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.........:biggrin::tongue::biggrin:
 
I have always loved that joke! That is the first time I heard it told as a blonde joke, though. I have always heard it told as "The plane is on its way to Houston when a UF fan in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.........:biggrin::tongue::biggrin:
Houston? Houston? They don't have no steenkin' National Championship games in Houston. ... :tongue: :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
Houston? Houston? They don't have no steenkin' National Championship games in Houston. ... :tongue: :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

You know, I've spent nearly 24 hours trying to come up with a snappy comeback. Turns out that the crystal football that UF has trumps all possible smart alec remarks. For now, the Gators rule. :cool:
 
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