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As a thank you to Angela for all of the technical advice she provided to aid me in the repair of my community, and to distract us from the hysteria sweeping the land with respect to the Daylight Saving Time pending disaster, I offer the following:

This is in honor of Angela's state of residence.

West Virginia Professional Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest
when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford
Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity
of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators
are necessary to condense the product?

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700
rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be
harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge
of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in
the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch
centers with a Field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet
and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1
inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many
hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a house south of Beckley and 3.7 acres of
land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man
has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile
home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton coal truck is overloaded and proceeding 900
yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph.
The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of
secondary roads, what are the chances that it will
strike a vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2
Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A
gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How
many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per
generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western
singer?

:D[}:)];):D
 
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From a Professional Engineer in Arkansas, the answers are:

1) Any branch big enough to have a fruit on it.

2) The Fairlane.

3) 4 ought to be enough.

4) Couple of cases.

5) None, there isn't any R12 left in them anyway.

6) Averages about a dozen.

7) No problem, there's even room for the grandkids too.

8) Less than 1%.

9) About 25.

10) 10 years.


Paul in AR
 
I also work with a bunch P.E.'s, most are registered in WV as well as several other states. Can't wait to post this on the fridge in the morning![:D]
 
You forgot question #11. If a man and woman got married in WV and divorced in VA, would they still be brother and sister? (Cav made me post this joke. Really.)[;)]
 
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<br />You forgot question #11. If a man and woman got married in WV and divorced in VA, would they still be brother and sister? (Cav made me post this joke. Really.)[;)]

Doc,

Sure I told you to post it, but you got the state wrong!!!! That is an Arkansas joke!!!

It's like the old OJ joke: Where was OJ heading in the white Bronco?


Tennessee, they would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!

See, you have to get the state right.

Sigh, you're still sore about the tea mug/<s>Kind</s>King of Losers thing, aren't you? [;)]
 
Thanks Cav! Those questions involve higher math (along with knowledge of the local culture here that you only get by being a native born and raised in WV) so I can't answer most of them. Maybe I'll have to enroll in a local high school here for some math classes! [:)]
 
Cav I am ashamed of you! Did you not know the entire state of WV was in shock? Someone had placed a bomb in the Governor's mansion, pert near blew the entire trailer park to smitherines. And this Governor was a keeper, he took the wheels off his trailer.

BTW, don't mess w/ Tennessee.
 
Sorry, Bill, I know you guys are still upset over the library at UT burning down. Of course, all three books had already been colored in so it didn't matter too much. [}:)]
 
Hi all,

As long as we are exchanging friendly fire.

I suppose that you are aware that the toothbrush was invented in WV.

If it had been invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush.

Tee Hee [:D]
 
OK, Fred, I'll leave UT alone.

Try these: How do you get an Ole Miss cheerleader into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push real hard. [:D][}:)]

Why do Arkansas Cheerleaders have the white bib on their uniforms?

Keeps the tobacco juice off the uniform.
 
Ok Cav, after last night I give. If we can't beat LSU we don't deserve any mercy on the forum either. Fire away!!

One more:
Why do Florida graduates keep their diplomas in the windshield of their pickups?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Go 'heels!
 
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