great12b4ever
Member
Thought I would share a little funny that LOML showed me, with a look in her eyes that spoke loud and clear!!
The first man married a woman from the Northeast . He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see
a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from the Midwest. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything,
but by the third day,some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough
that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Ya' GOT to love those Texas women. :redface::beat-up:
The first man married a woman from the Northeast . He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see
a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from the Midwest. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and
hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything,
but by the third day,some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough
that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Ya' GOT to love those Texas women. :redface::beat-up: