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Fred

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Texas Wisdom ...

A tough ole cowboy from down in south Texas always counseled his son that if he wanted to grow up to be big and strong and to live to a ripe old age that he should sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

Well, the son followed his father's advice and lived his life to the max until his death at 103 years of age.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 43 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye don't it! :cool:
 
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