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[garypeck]

What if u upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 ​

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.


I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.


Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.


I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


Please help!


Thanks,
'A Troubled User '



REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that people complain about.


Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!


It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.


It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.


You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..


I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.


I suggest installing the background application ' Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.


The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great progr am, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .


Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Newclothes 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSki rt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck,
Tech Support....

 

[Fred]

I think this pretty well sums it up for all you married folk. I myself have escaped the noose for nearly all of my 62 years ... however I am totaly involved with a beauty of some 38 years of age.

NO WONDER I HAD A STROKE!

 

[Lulanrt]

That's some funny stuff right there!!!!
Travis

 

[Rarest wood]

Ive found something that helps me when dealing with Wife 1.0 although it took me years to work out hope it helps.

Caution don't forget! inapropriate use of the support program Flowers1.3 can cause Wife 1.0 to run a small background programs either suspicion 1.01 or not using it correctly Anniversaryhints 1.0 this seems to be a conflict issue with certain date protocalls

 

[skywizzard]

Love it! Copied and emailed to several friends who suffer from various glitches associated with this software (hardware?) :wink:

 

[j_b_fischer]

Some additional tech hints ...

1) Some poeple believe that you can convert Wife 1.0 back to GirlFriend 5.0 - but this is not possible.

2) Any attempt to utilize the GirlFriend 6.0 application is extremely dangerous and may cause an automatic upgrade from Wife 1.0 to WifeX.

3) Any use of the WifeX application is very expensive as it consumes all your cache.