state to state rivalry??

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Are there any other states that have a rivalry like Oklahoma, and Texas?

I know more Oklahoma/Texas jokes than any other type of joke. Let's hear some of the jokes between other states!


THIS IS ALL IN FUN> HENCE THE WORD ABOVE....... JOKE.......




Why is it so windy in Oklahoma??

Because Texas sucks, and Kansas blows!






What's the best thing out of Oklahoma? Oklahoma State Wrestling!


What's the best thing out of Texas?








I-35 NORTH!





If there is any interest, i will tell the story of the little Okie boy fishing, and the old Texas Oil tycoon.
 
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Northern and Southern California. There has been talk about seperating into 2 states for years, wouldn't bother me. We have the water. We will give the Raiders back. Then they would have 3 pro football teams, The chargers, raiders and the Trojans.
 
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A Texan, a guy from Massachusetts, and a Mainer are riding horses out on the range...

The Texan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey
out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air.

The guy from Massachusetts is shocked and asks, "What are you doing?
That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"


The Texan replies, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles
are cheap!"

A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from
Massachusetts pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws
the bottle into air, pulls out his gun and shoots it, just like the
Texan.

The guy from Maine can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a
very expensive bottle of champagne. With a wink to the Texan he says "In
Boston, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

About 15 minutes later, the Mainer pulls out a bottle of beer.
He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of
the bottle. Then he places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out
his gun and shoots the guy from Massachusetts.

The Texan is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!"

The Mainer replies, "Well, in Maine, we have plenty of people from
Massachusetts, and bottles are returnable."
 
I wasn't really talking about sports rivalries. OU has at least as big a rivalry with OSU, and (used to be) Nebraska as they do with the short horns and Haggies.


Then there is Ok. State, and Iowa State wrestling rivalry. One of the biggest wrestling program rivalries anywhere.







A little boy was catfishing on the bank of the Washita river in Oklahoma, when a Big old man from Texas dressed like Col. Sanders walks up.

Whatcha fishin for? he asks.

"catfish" the boy replies.

"Catch anything" the Oil Tycoon asks.

"Yes Sir, We got a couple of cats on the stringer over there" the kid says.

"Oh yeah? How big are they?" The Texan asks.

"Oh, about like so" The boy answers, as he holds his index fingers about 10 or 12 inches apart.

"That's a baby" the Texan replies. "In Texas, that little fish wouldn't even make fillets, and we would throw him back!"

The little boy looks up at the Texan, and says "Mister, I don't thik you understand... In Oklahoma, we measure catfish BETWEEN THE EYES."
 
Kansas & Missouri - can't think of any jokes

You know why Kansas is so windy?

Cause Nebraska sucks & Oklahoma blows...
 
The rivalry between University of Michigan and Ohio state is ages old. That's the biggest game of the year in this tri state area. Lately, the Wolverines have been taking quite a licking by the Buckeyes. Apparently right now though, University of Cincinatti is the team to beat:eek:! Who'd have ever thought...that's just a small time school in the big scheme of things.
 
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