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SuperDave

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... Not a good day to be a CHP:D

CHP vs USMC

Top this for a speeding ticket

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style: Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.
 
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So, has Cav been called to confirm the loose filling???

Is Fangar one of the Chips in question??

Enquiring minds NEED answers!!!
 
Very nice. I had a good laugh.

Did Ed just misspell Inquire or are the two forms interchangeable?
 
One of the few words in the english language spelled 2 ways with the same meaning from Werbsters Student Edition.

Did Ed just misspell Inquire or are the two forms interchangeable?[/quote]
 
Originally posted by negid

Very nice. I had a good laugh.

Did Ed just misspell Inquire or are the two forms interchangeable?

Ed carefully selected the same spelling that is used by the publication "National Enquirer" which uses the tag line "Enquiring minds want to know!"

Additionally, Ed was entertaining his British friends who will immediately recognize it as THEIR form of the word.

And, in the future, please refrain from using "misspell" in the same sentence with "Ed". Now, "mis-type" may be used as often as you wish!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



Class dismissed!:(:(:(:(

(Yes, this WILL be on the test, so pay attention!!!)[xx(][xx(][xx(]
 
LMFAO:D I got bussed on the highway once by a couple of jets in Nevada. Scared the f@#! out of me cuz they came up from behind me so I didnt see or hear them till it was over.
 
Originally posted by ed4copies

Originally posted by negid

Very nice. I had a good laugh.

Did Ed just misspell Inquire or are the two forms interchangeable?

Ed carefully selected the same spelling that is used by the publication "National Enquirer" which uses the tag line "Enquiring minds want to know!"

Additionally, Ed was entertaining his British friends who will immediately recognize it as THEIR form of the word.

And, in the future, please refrain from using "misspell" in the same sentence with "Ed". Now, "mis-type" may be used as often as you wish!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



Class dismissed!:(:(:(:(

(Yes, this WILL be on the test, so pay attention!!!)[xx(][xx(][xx(]

Seems that Mr. Brown and I live by the same credo.

We may not always be right but we're NEVER EVER wrong! [8D]
 
Originally posted by n4631x

LMFAO:D I got bussed on the highway once by a couple of jets in Nevada. Scared the f@#! out of me cuz they came up from behind me so I didnt see or hear them till it was over.

That happened to me coming back from CO on hwy 50. It was about 2:00 in the morning.. Man did that wake me up..
 
Originally posted by gokartergo

That happened to me coming back from CO on hwy 50. It was about 2:00 in the morning.. Man did that wake me up.

Fallon Navel Air Station I bet :D Kids out burning up those tax dollars having fun
 
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