pastorbill1952
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There was a small country church that was having their service when a storm rose up.
It startled everyone but they continued the service not wanting to get out into the weather.
Suddenly the doors burst open and in walked Satan. At that half the church ran out the door. Not pleased with scaring only hald, Satan swept his hand in the air and pow, the room was filled with bright light and the thunder was deafening. Out the door went the deacons and then the preacher. The church was empty except for one little old man sitting on the very front pew.
Again Satan went through the visual effects to no avail. His steps thundered in the empty building as he walked to the front of the church, stopping inches away from the little old man. "Don't you know who I am," Satan boomed at the man.
The man replied, "Yes, I know who you are."
"Then why are you not afraid of me?" responded Satan
"Why should I be?" said the little old man, looking Satan in the eye, "I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years!"
It startled everyone but they continued the service not wanting to get out into the weather.
Suddenly the doors burst open and in walked Satan. At that half the church ran out the door. Not pleased with scaring only hald, Satan swept his hand in the air and pow, the room was filled with bright light and the thunder was deafening. Out the door went the deacons and then the preacher. The church was empty except for one little old man sitting on the very front pew.
Again Satan went through the visual effects to no avail. His steps thundered in the empty building as he walked to the front of the church, stopping inches away from the little old man. "Don't you know who I am," Satan boomed at the man.
The man replied, "Yes, I know who you are."
"Then why are you not afraid of me?" responded Satan
"Why should I be?" said the little old man, looking Satan in the eye, "I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years!"
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