rjwolfe3
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What do you call a Smart Blonde?
A Golden Retriever...
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A Golden Retriever...
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Quick Blonde Joke for ya!
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Ah, the jealousy of the non-blondes! 
Willee
Member
What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What is the best way to make a blond's eyes sparkle?
Shine a light into her ear.
Biggest advantage to being married to a blond?
The handicapped parking permit.
Artificial intelligence.
What is the best way to make a blond's eyes sparkle?
Shine a light into her ear.
Biggest advantage to being married to a blond?
The handicapped parking permit.
robutacion
Member
Oh you guys, are in so much trouble with Merissa...!:redface::biggrin:
BTW, for those that don't know, Merissa is my blond wife...!:wink:
Cheers
George
:redface::biggrin:BTW, for those that don't know, Merissa is my blond wife...!:wink:
Cheers
George
MobilMan
Member
Love the blond jokes. Both my daughters are blonds as well as two granddaughters and grandson. Keep um comming.
Pens By Scott
Member
I have a number of blond jokes, but none I can really place up here...
How do you know a Blond has been on your computer?
White out on the screen.
How do you know a Blond has been on your computer?
White out on the screen.
Just so the blondes don't feel left out:
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
phillywood
Member
Oh you guys, are in so much trouble with Merissa...!
BTW, for those that don't know, Merissa is my blond wife...!:wink:
Cheers
George
no we don't live with her. You are in trouble. :biggrin:
DurocShark
Member
ldb2000
Member
There were three girls driving through the desert , a Brunette a Redhead and a Blonde . As they are driving along their car breaks down . The Redhead says "There was a gas station a couple of miles back , I think we should walk back and get a tow truck" , they all agreed .
They all decided to take something for the walk back . The Brunette took a bottle of water , the Redhead took a few candy bars and the Blonde took the car door .
As they are walking along the Redhead says to the Brunette "why did you take the water" and the Brunette said "I figured it will be a long walk and we might get thirsty so the water would be a good idea" , they all agreed .
A little further down the road the Brunette asks the Redhead "Why did you take the candy bars" and the Redhead said "I figured it will be a long walk and we might get hungry so the candy bars might be a good idea" and they all agreed .
A little further down the road , the Brunette and the Redhead are watching the Blonde struggle with the the car door and they said to the Blonde "We took the water and the candy bars so we wouldn't be thirsty or hungry , why did you take the car door ?" The Blonde replied " I knew it was going to be a long walk and I figured if we got hot we could open the window"
They all decided to take something for the walk back . The Brunette took a bottle of water , the Redhead took a few candy bars and the Blonde took the car door .
As they are walking along the Redhead says to the Brunette "why did you take the water" and the Brunette said "I figured it will be a long walk and we might get thirsty so the water would be a good idea" , they all agreed .
A little further down the road the Brunette asks the Redhead "Why did you take the candy bars" and the Redhead said "I figured it will be a long walk and we might get hungry so the candy bars might be a good idea" and they all agreed .
A little further down the road , the Brunette and the Redhead are watching the Blonde struggle with the the car door and they said to the Blonde "We took the water and the candy bars so we wouldn't be thirsty or hungry , why did you take the car door ?" The Blonde replied " I knew it was going to be a long walk and I figured if we got hot we could open the window"
Did you hear about the Blonde that walked into the bar?
You'd of thought she would of seen it
You'd of thought she would of seen it
DurocShark
Member
LOL Wonder why...
Fred
Member
Don, I don't think 'we' would have to wonder very long either. I'm not blond, actually I am very little of any color any more ... I am, however, NOT going to pass along any blond jokes just to avoid getting into Trouble!
DurocShark
Member
My wife's a brunette but she has WAY more blonde moments than I do. Or at least than I'm willing to admit to...
kevrob
Member
Ok, I couldn't resist...
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
... It takes too long to retrain them.
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
...For throwing out the W's.
Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
...They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too. The boss left and so did they.
The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again. "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
... It takes too long to retrain them.
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
...For throwing out the W's.
Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
...They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
TellicoTurning
Member
Okay, I'll try one...
Walking down the street, I saw a truck pull up and two blonds got out. One took a shovel and dug a hole between the sidewalk and the street. The next blond came along with here shovel and filled the hole.
Then they pull forward about 30 feet and repeated the process. This went on for a couple of blocks.
I finally asked the first blond, "why do you dig a hole and the girl behind you fills it up?"
She said, "We work for a landscape company and have a contract to plant trees along this street."
I said "Okay, but there are no trees."
She said, " well normally there are three of us. I dig the holes, Marcy plants the trees, and Deedee fills the holes, but today Marcy called in sick."
Walking down the street, I saw a truck pull up and two blonds got out. One took a shovel and dug a hole between the sidewalk and the street. The next blond came along with here shovel and filled the hole.
Then they pull forward about 30 feet and repeated the process. This went on for a couple of blocks.
I finally asked the first blond, "why do you dig a hole and the girl behind you fills it up?"
She said, "We work for a landscape company and have a contract to plant trees along this street."
I said "Okay, but there are no trees."
She said, " well normally there are three of us. I dig the holes, Marcy plants the trees, and Deedee fills the holes, but today Marcy called in sick."