bobskio2003
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This is probably old humor but a new one for me:
A Lathe & A Dream
My wife stepped into my workshop the other day and asked me if I would go do some wood turning on the lathe.
"Of course I will," I replied, with anticipatory joy at the thought of my wife's pleasure when I would be finished creating the item for which she had a need.
I questioned, "What do you need? Maybe a new dibber or possibly a rolling pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, a little bit of Walnut and a tad of Oak. What would you like?"
"Oh, I don't care," my wife replied. "I just need about six bags of shavings for the flower beds."
A Lathe & A Dream
My wife stepped into my workshop the other day and asked me if I would go do some wood turning on the lathe.
"Of course I will," I replied, with anticipatory joy at the thought of my wife's pleasure when I would be finished creating the item for which she had a need.
I questioned, "What do you need? Maybe a new dibber or possibly a rolling pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, a little bit of Walnut and a tad of Oak. What would you like?"
"Oh, I don't care," my wife replied. "I just need about six bags of shavings for the flower beds."
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