Petition to Cav's Network Administrator

[DocStram]

<center>A Formal Petition to Cav's Boss</center>

Dear Cav's Network Administrator:

A recent analysis of IAP's usage reflects the fact that a certain member's posts have been cut from 37 posts per workday all the way down to 1 per workday. Upon further investigation, it has come to our attention that this certain member .... Cav . . . . is no longer able to connect to the IAP website from his office computer. We, the undersigned, implore you to remove the IAP website from your network's "No Fly Zone" so that he can once again spend the day whiling away the hours on his office machine.

Free Cav!!

 

[alamocdc]

Okay, I'll add the first signature.

 

[rherrell]

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All together now.........................

 

[mdburn_em]

Oh, give the poor administrator a break, he's just trying to protect all of Cav's patients from that Nefarious lot that frequents the IAP.

And don't any of you dare suggest to Cav that he use a proxy to get to the net.[}]

 

[Rojo22]

I can see the T-Shirts at the next IAP meeting....FREE CAV!!

 

[rherrell]

We have meetings? I KNEW nobody liked me.

 

[DocStram]

Originally posted by rherrell

We have meetings? I KNEW nobody liked me.

. . . . dang, I wish we had a secret handshake.

 

[karlkuehn]

Originally posted by DocStram

Originally posted by rherrell

We have meetings? I KNEW nobody liked me.

. . . . dang, I wish we had a secret handshake.

Hey Doc, I don't know that a handshake is such a good idea with all the CA flying around here. heh

I ain't wearing no knickers and kerchiefs, but those sashes are kind of a snappy look. Can we start a merit badge program? []

When's the caterer showing up?

 

[GoodTurns]

Originally posted by karlkuehn

Originally posted by DocStram

Originally posted by rherrell

We have meetings? I KNEW nobody liked me.

. . . . dang, I wish we had a secret handshake.

Hey Doc, I don't know that a handshake is such a good idea with all the CA flying around here. heh

I ain't wearing no knickers and kerchiefs, but those sashes are kind of a snappy look. Can we start a merit badge program? []

When's the caterer showing up?

I'll cater, but can you wear a fez over a respirator hood?

 

[karlkuehn]

Originally posted by GoodTurns

Originally posted by karlkuehn
When's the caterer showing up?

I'll cater, but can you wear a fez over a respirator hood?

What's a respirator?

*thud*

[]

 

[GoodTurns]

Originally posted by rherrell

FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE CAV!FREE All together now.........................

You'll probably get the same response as the DOC's Best Friend Raffle trying to give away Free Cav![}][}]

 

[ed4copies]

I suspect the equation went something like, "Well, Cav, would you prefer to give up your internet access at work, or your job (complete with paycheck)???"

And, selfish ol Cav KEPT his job. (and house, and food and all those other "frills and extras")

 

[Rojo22]

Originally posted by rherrell

We have meetings? I KNEW nobody liked me.

OOOOPPPPPSSSSSS! Sorry, I wasnt supposed to tell anyone about the Wednesday night meetings at Doc's place. No Handshake needed, but a raspberry beret is a must(the rakish tilt while wearing a respirator is kinda cool). Merit badges are next on the list of things that the board of directors would like to address, but we have to sell all these cookies, if Doc dont eat em all first.....If you need a ride get alamocdc to bring you, as he is centrally located, and is always ready to give people rides to meetings.....LOL.....

 

[Randy_]

Originally posted by DocStram

<center>A Formal Petition to Cav's Boss</center>

Dear Cav's Network Administrator:

A recent analysis of IAP's usage reflects the fact that a certain member's posts have been cut from 37 posts per workday all the way down to 1 per workday. Upon further investigation, it has come to our attention that this certain member .... Cav . . . . is no longer able to connect to the IAP website from his office computer. We, the undersigned, implore you to remove the IAP website from your network's "No Fly Zone" so that he can once again spend the day whining away the hours on his office machine.

Free Cav!!

I misread the petition the first time I read it. [}]

 

[Glass Scratcher]

Originally posted by GoodTurns

I'll cater, but can you wear a fez over a respirator hood?

You mean a Fez like this?

 

[GoodTurns]

Originally posted by Glass Scratcher

Originally posted by GoodTurns

I'll cater, but can you wear a fez over a respirator hood?

You mean a Fez like this?

That's the one! I'm pretty sure I can wire up the spare Jet Mini to run a go-kart

 

[wdcav1952]

ROTFLMAO!!

Working on the raffle kept me a bit focused and I missed this thread.

Al you have, I thought, a great idea. I copied this entire thread and presented it to our government network administrator.

Although he chose not to renew my access he did demonstrate to me a salute that members of the Free CAV Alliance could use to greet each other. Given that the salute only utilized a single finger, it could be used even by those who are careless around power tools. [:0]

Sigh, although I deeply appreciate my friend Al's sincere effort to restore my IAP access at work, it does not appear to be possible at this time.

 

[rherrell]

Who does this guy think he is? I DEMAND his home address so I can organize the troops for the journey. Barack and Hillary? PHOOEY! Pennsylvanians BEWARE the wrath of the IAP!
WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

 

[Rojo22]

HHMMMM....the FCA...I like it...now we need some cool membership cards and sunglasses....

 

[karlkuehn]

Originally posted by Rojo22

HHMMMM....the FCA...I like it...now we need some cool membership cards and sunglasses....

Hey, I always wanted to wear one of those Secret Service phone cord thingies in my ear, can I have one of those? []

Hey Cav, if you maybe start cutting back on the novacaine your patients will start screaming a little more than usual.

Then you can tell your admin that without hourly access to IAP (International Association of Periodontists? Pain Killers? Pariahs?), you're not able to keep up with the newest procedures and practices, and your work is starting to fall behind the times.

Gollly. I just gave myself the willies. I hate dentists. Sorry, Cav, I can't help it. *shudders*

 

[Rojo22]

Originally posted by karlkuehn

Originally posted by Rojo22

HHMMMM....the FCA...I like it...now we need some cool membership cards and sunglasses....

Hey, I always wanted to wear one of those Secret Service phone cord thingies in my ear, can I have one of those? []

Hey Cav, if you maybe start cutting back on the novacaine your patients will start screaming a little more than usual.

Then you can tell your admin that without hourly access to IAP (International Association of Periodontists? Pain Killers? Pariahs?), you're not able to keep up with the newest procedures and practices, and your work is starting to fall behind the times.

Gollly. I just gave myself the willies. I hate dentists. Sorry, Cav, I can't help it. *shudders*

Karl, you can have the earpiece, if I get to drive the black "non descript" sedan, with a very large trunk.....

I am looking at concrete mixing sites right now, and also calling my friends down in Florida with the gator farm.....

FREE CAV!.....From your FCA Representatives

 

[karlkuehn]

Wait, how'd we go from the scouts to the shriners to the mob? heh...this club is getting better all the time...uh...ohvah hea'h... []

 

[Mudder]

Originally posted by wdcav1952

ROTFLMAO!!

Working on the raffle kept me a bit focused and I missed this thread.

Al you have, I thought, a great idea. I copied this entire thread and presented it to our government network administrator.

Although he chose not to renew my access he did demonstrate to me a salute that members of the Free CAV Alliance could use to greet each other. Given that the salute only utilized a single finger, it could be used even by those who are careless around power tools. [:0]

Sigh, although I deeply appreciate my friend Al's sincere effort to restore my IAP access at work, it does not appear to be possible at this time.

Since I've had my medications changed and I'm now feeling much better than in the past I try to find the bright side of every situation. Think of it this way William, Now we can all say nasty things and there ain't nothing you can do about it until you get home. Hopefully by that time the effects if the nitrous should have worn off and you will be in a much better mood.

Time for me to go and turn an Emperoar.

 

[DocStram]

I like the "Free Cav Alliance" name ..... but I was hoping to have the words "Liberation Front" included in the title. On the other hand, "The Free Cav Liberation Front" is a little unwieldy. And I do like the sound of "FCA" sort of reminds me of FAC .... the Friday Afternoon Club.

I think it would help Cav's case if he presented his boss with the Top Ten Reasons why he should have his network access back. Here's reason number ten:

The Top Ten Reasons Why Cav Should Have his Network Access Back:

#10 Able to watch YouTube clips of Dental Extractions


Anybody have suggestions for the other 9 reasons????

 

[karlkuehn]

#9 Able to communicate the demands of the prisoners during a riot

 

[rhahnfl]

I feel Cav's pain too. We got hit up at work about using the net during the day. Didn't matter to the boss if it was a break, lunch or what. Long story short... I quit using the internet at work after I began missing out on all kinds of deals 'cause I read the thread too late. It became too painful to see the deals go by when I checked after work and not be able to get in on them. FREE CAV and all who are internet oppressed!!!

#8 CAV drops hints of opening private practice?

 

[Russianwolf]

How about KLF The "Kav Liberation Front"

or "Kav Libation Family"


oh and we would even have a theme song to send him.... let me go find it.

Here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UO3PAQodYg []

 

[rherrell]

#7....PORN

 

[GoodTurns]

#6 - Quick access to competitive bids for dental supplies, thus saving the taxpayers untold millions.

 

[Rojo22]

#5 No Internet access means the trunk has room for one more "visitor" to the gator farm.....

 

[rherrell]

#4.... So he can watch the finals of the National Spelling Bee....

 

[Rojo22]

#3....We dont want to have to google "bump in New York Yankees dugout", now would we....

 

[Russianwolf]

#2 You don't want to be ducttaped to Cav's chair and forced to listen to the KLF theme song repeatedly while we decide which drill will work best for our purposes, do you?

 

[rherrell]

And the #1 reason Cav should have his network access back......
















SPELLCHECKER!

 

[Jarheaded]

I want Cav back on line. And Karl, a respirator is that thing that has been hanging by your door for the last couple of years, you thought it was an ashtray.

 

[wdcav1952]

Originally posted by rherrell

And the #1 reason Cav should have his network access back......
















SPELLCHECKER!

Rick, you know I hate to mention this, but it is SPELL CHECKER!!

 

[ldb2000]

Ya see ...it works [}]

 

[airrat]

We just need to find him a back door to the site. One that is not blocked yet. With all the computer techies we have no one has come up with that idea yet?

 

[rherrell]

Glad to have you back on the job, Cav!