ONE UGLY PEN

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I didn't know whether I could make a pen out of this blank or not, but boy is it ugly. So ugly I kind of like it. Yes, I did have a chip out on the upper blank, so I just shortened it on the disc sander.

The pen blank is organic, but after harvesting it has to be "processed" to be usable. Any guesses on what it is? I don't think I'll have many orders for this style.
 

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A dried penis shaft from a 3 yr. old, deceased, Dalmation, whelped in Sanfrancisco, CA. and transferred to a K-9 distributor located in St. Louis MO. Also, your original discription is exacting, I once had a girlfriend that was shaped like that, and yes she was ugly too! You should not have posted that photo, you could probably won the nest "ugliest pen contest" ! This is fun!!! :) :) :)
 
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I have to admit I'm still with out the words, a Bull Pe(k(r who'da thunk,I can't help feeling that there is a constant need to wash your hands after writing with it.
It certainly will defy most most gentile explanations of material origin.
And the shavings,did you wear a radiation suit?
That is one cool pen.
Mark
 
Jjartwood said:
I have to admit I'm still with out the words, a Bull Pe(k(r who'da thunk,I can't help feeling that there is a constant need to wash your hands after writing with it.
It certainly will defy most most gentile explanations of material origin.
And the shavings,did you wear a radiation suit?
That is one cool pen.
Mark
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No suit, but definitely a respirator. Smells a lot like antler when turning and drilling. I think I'm going to donate this one as a door prize at one of the many agility contests my wife and I compete in.
 
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