Old Griz Would Love This!!

[Randy_]

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

Faster...

Faster...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping:

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

Turning on his heels the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything; but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

 

[Ron Mc]

Randy....I just don't know what to say?[8)]

 

[Geo in Winnipeg]

good one[]

 

[KenV]

Groan,,,[]

 

[leehljp]

Good one . . .
And time to post my halloween pumpkin picture! (No, I didn't take the picture, it was sent to me a few years ago.)

 

[ctEaglesc]

He's probably the only one who would.

 

[kent4Him]

My kids are going to love this.

 

[ed4copies]

Originally posted by kent4Him
<br />My kids are going to love this.

If they are under 5 years old, they will find it hilarious.

(however, I enjoyed it too - guess I'm reverting in my advanced years.)