old age humor.

[altaciii]

>An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
> >other for a long time. Urged on by their friends,
> >they decided it was finally time to get married.
> >
> >Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a
> >long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
> >They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
> >
> >Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach
> >the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do
> >you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
> >
> >'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
> >
> >The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his
> >glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered,
> >'Is that one word or two?'

 

[ed4copies]

Very considerate to have large, bold type!!!

 

[altaciii]

Ed, thats about the only way I can read it. I'm the only one I know that has bifocal safety glasses.

 

[seawolf]

I also use bifocal safty glasses. Also magnifiers in welding hood.
Mark

 

[titan2]

Ed, thats about the only way I can read it. I'm the only one I know that has bifocal safety glasses.

Gee, mine our tri-focal!!!


Barney

 

[rjwolfe3]

Lol you old guys are funny!

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

My Charlie McCarthy monocle is a bifocal.

 

[traderdon55]

Without my bifocal safety glasses I'd have to give up turning as it is sort of hard to turn a blur.

 

[artme]

My lens is a trifocal,progressive, transition type. Beat that!!:biggrin::biggrin:

 

[ssajn]

My lens is a trifocal,progressive, transition type. Beat that!!:biggrin::biggrin:

I turn using braille and have a seeing eye cat.

Dave

 

[Greg O'Sherwood]

okay, I'll be the first...

FUNNY JOKE!!!!

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