Ode to the MPG

[thewishman]

(With apologies to the Beverly Hillbillies)

Lemme tell ya'll a story 'bout a man named Billy B.,
He posted up a message on the board at IAP,
Asked for other riders goin' to the MPG..
All he got were silly jokers and their jocularity.

From the southern part of Texas clear to Washington, D.C.,
A dozen turners answered, "Will you stop and pick up me?"
We were hoping for a rider, maybe two or even three,
But I guess on Sat'day mornin' it'll just be you n' me.

(Much slower)
To leave your house at four AM means I leave mine at THREE!!!
The things we have to go through to see Terrence and Cozee!

Chris

 

[rjwolfe3]

ROFLMAO[] I wish I was that clever.

 

[DocStram]

Chris . . . is this your way of telling me that you guys are NOT coming through Macon???

 

[kent4Him]

Clever, but please don't sing it tomorrow.

 

[thewishman]

Chris, not only will I sing it loud and constantly. but I will be wearing a sign that says:



<center>BETCHA' CAN'T
HIT ME
WITH
A
PEN BLANK!!!</center>



Chris

 

[alamocdc]

Did I really say 4:00? [:0]

Dang! Oh well, it was worth it last year.

 

[kent4Him]

Originally posted by thewishman

Chris, not only will I sing it loud and constantly. but I will be wearing a sign that says:



<center>BETCHA' CAN'T
HIT ME
WITH
A
PEN BLANK!!!</center>



Chris

Then I will make sure that I bring some ugly pen blanks. Then I can say that it looks like you got hit with an ugly stick.

 

[ed4copies]

Hey Chris (Kent4Him)!!

I'll bet we could find a "pen blank" that was about 6-7" in diameter and a foot or so long...............................................

Well, .............................never......... mind

 

[Johnathan]

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rherrell]

Silly jokers? I resemble that remark!

 

[Aderhammer]

Originally posted by kent4Him

Originally posted by thewishman

Chris, not only will I sing it loud and constantly. but I will be wearing a sign that says:



<center>BETCHA' CAN'T
HIT ME
WITH
A
PEN BLANK!!!</center>



Chris

Then I will make sure that I bring some ugly pen blanks. Then I can say that it looks like you got hit with an ugly stick.

Finally found a use for snakewood?

 

[alamocdc]

And he DID wear a sign that said that! And Greg hit him with one. There were others thrown, but he caught them.