New Virus - Highly contagious

[Monty]

Friday, February 29, 2008

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected ...And WORK is controlling your life.

 

[airrat]

 

[fiferb]

I'm familiar with this virus and have to take the antidote regularly.

 

[MichaelS]

I have been taking a different antidote along with (BEER). Its called turning.

 

[Proud_Poppa_of_2]

I've got a pretty healthy immune system and this virus has never presented a problem for me. I think my doctor said I have what's called a N</u>aturally A</u>cting P</u>rotectant, or something like that. Any time anything resembling WORK starts to loom, the old NAP kicks in. As a matter of fact, there is no strain of the WORK virus yet known that has ever overcome one of my NAPs.

 

[wdcav1952]

I am employed by the Federal Government so fortunately I have never come in contact with this scary virus!!