New Lifestyle

[brokenbit]

From a very good friend ho had a heart tranplant 4 years ago


Beings I've just had a 4 year birthday- I've come to the reality that
I've been living my life a little backward. I think that I may revert to
my older age and just live that life a new way. I think that I'll try to
live it a new way - BACKWARDS.

SEE WHAT I MEAN

MY NEW LIFESTYLE

Living Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You go to school, drink alcohol, party, and get lucky.

You become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby where you are loved, cuddled and people
tend to your every need and whim.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap...

and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case................

 

[Dario]

ROFLMAO [][8D]

 

[johncrane]

The best part for me!You become a kid, you play,and have no responsibilities! only problem it don't last too long. [][V][]

 

[TBone]

Originally posted by Dario
<br />ROFLMAO [][8D]

EXACTLY!!!!

 

[R2]

Love it![:0][:X]