Name the pen fun

[moyehow]

I posted this pen on show your work forum. A lot of comments on this being one of the first of it's kind. Not sure if it's the first, but let's have a little fun with it.
I called it a picture collage pen, but many believe it is more of a leverage pen. For instance, when you need new tools, you give this pen to your spouse not as a gift but as a bribe. Or if you're in the doghouse. Don't do like me and give it to her for no reason. Make the pen, put it up and only bring it out when you have a need or emergency.
So here are a few names suggestions
1. Honey I need a new lathe pen
2. Honey I broke your mother's picture pen
3. Honey I need to go to the hardware store pen
Now you give me some more name ideas or ideas on when to make another one.
By the way this is all in fun and if you tell my wife about this i will deny knowing you.

 

[jleiwig]

Honey I don't know why the UPS man keeps dropping off these packages, I swear I didn't order anything pen!

 

[rjwolfe3]

Honey I have no idea what these charges are on your credit card pen!

 

[Daniel]

I know it was a lot of money, but I wanted to make you this, pen.

 

[hilltopper46]

Honey, I signed us up for another craft show pen.
Honey, I don't know why those ants are in the basement around my wood rack pen.

 

[Rollerbob]

Honey, without you we would never have had these, pen!
Honey never mind, I'll get those dishes, pen!
Honey, of all the women I've loved, you are one of them!?! Whoops, not good!

 

[barkisini]

Honey I DO think about you when I'm working in my shop pen.

 

[bitshird]

I know it was a lot of money, but I wanted to make you this, pen.

I think Daniel has the best line !!

 

[cnirenberg]

Honey, I love you. (AKA the big snow shovel pen...here comes the Big Bull)

 

[mickr]

If Bev sees one more pen, she'll leave me..is there another gizmo that I could make? Fishing rod? Hmmmm

 

[Manny]

pendant with that theme would be sweet

 

[hunter-27]

Honey, without you we would never have had these, pen!
Honey never mind, I'll get those dishes, pen!
Honey, of all the women I've loved, you are one of them!?! Whoops, not good!

LOL!!!!!!!

 

[pianomanpj]

I'm sorry about the crack I made about your mother, pen..... DAMHIKT

 

[Rollerbob]

Not counting tomorrow, how long we been married, pen!
Just cause I love you, buggar butt, pen!
Are you sure it's been 30 years, pen!
I believe you're right, that is dog doo on my shoe, pen!

 

[nava1uni]

Honey, I made this pen with you in mind.
Honey, don't you just love my creativity pen.

 

[RAdams]

"Honey, I don't know who "Powermatic" is, or how that charge got on your credit card!" pen.


Oh Oh I got it!!!

IT IS THE:

"Honey, i swear i was on the appalacian trail, and not in Argentina." pen