"My Maserati does 185...

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If you need someone to keep that Maserati happy, I'd be happy to drive it till you get the lic. back. :biggrin:
 
But....

I live in hotels.

Tear out the walls.

I have accountants pay for it all.

:RockOn:
 
...I lost my license, now I don't drive...
:biggrin:

I got me a scooter with a seat of cowhide.

It runs 50, NOT 185 ! It ain't much to look at, but still it's a ride.

No doors to lock, and no license needed to drive...Wherever you go, you'll be late to arrive!

Of course, it ain't got no trunk, and everybody will know you ride it because you got drunk!:biggrin:

Life's been good to me so far, I hate this damned scooter, I miss my car!

Runs 50 MPH...104 MPG...DAMHIKT:biggrin:
 
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