My garage is the messiest in America!

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You might think your garage is a mess, but that's only because you haven't seen mine! :eek::eek::eek:

This is actually after I have spent 1.5 days...about 12 hrs cleaning it. Yes, it looks like a store. My wife is a major couponaholic. She buys all this stuff for pennies on the dollar, or for free and more often they pay her to take it. It's insane. It is only about 5 months of accumulation too. I have been out there cleaning and organizing because she had to work very late yesterday and so there was no way for her to see any evidence of what I have done even to this minute. The cleaning and organizing, although it may look like I have done nothing to you, is my Mothers day gift to her. I also bought two wire rack shelving units and wheels and assembled them, plus I cut plywood to put on the shelves, as well as I put plywood on most of the already existing shelves. These shelves are really great because they are affordable and transportable, but becuase they are wire, if you put little things like lets just say a container of deoderant..well it falls over on the shelf, so the wood fixes all that. I completely stocked 2 shelving units and partially stocked a few others. I was mostly working on shampoo items. It's the worst for her because it's heavy stuff to move around. I was sorting it all by brand too. But I kept running out of room, like I would make 4 rows of Pert, then I'd open another box and dang it if it wasn't a bunch of pert or whatever else. That one big square rack at the back is all shampoo, with 30x30 shelves...I bet there is over 2000 bottles of shampoo on that rack. I had to start on the next rack, and it is 26x48 and I have a shelf and a half full of shampoo on that too, so I wouldn't be surprised if I stocked 4-5000 bottles of shampoo today! There is still that huge pile of boxes and crates and I know there will be more shampoo in some of them. I have crates and boxes full of tampon's and bandaids. I have enough of that stuff to handle the war on Afganistan. The photo's aren't as good as they could be. I took them with my camera but it has the macro lens on it. After a few weeks or more, I'll swap out lenses so ya'll can see the real scope of her insanity. Although it's crazy, once everything is cleaned and organized, she will be selling it all in June. She will make enough money off this garage sale to fly us all <her,me and kids..not you guys>, to florida for a week of vacation and have money left over. She has a sign she will put out on the street called "sale not to miss", and that is it, no address nothin. When she puts out that sign, traffic will be backed up for several blocks because everyone in 45 miles of here knows what it means. A few people will drive by early and see the sign, then they will turn around. They will be on their cell phone as they pull in, and as they shop. The people they call will then be on their phone calling people and within an hour it will be pandemonium! If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.
 

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once my family made $800+ on a garage sale, with enough items to hold another one (we did not we took it to the thift store) not counting various other boxes that still needed to be gone through in my garage and shed.
 
Dan, I think he knocked off a Reny's store. :biggrin::biggrin:

Oh, and NO WAY this is even close to being the messiest Garage! DAMHIKT :)
 
That ain't nutt'n . here is mine. under that is a little 12 ft. sailboat I WILL get finished this year!!
 

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I have been in Jeff's garage. You have to experience it to believe it. I have seen regular stores with less new stock. As far as messiest, I'll take that challenge Jeff :).
 
Ding Ding! I've been in both garages, Gary and Jeff. For shopping convenience and selection I'd head out to Jeff's. For a really cool old car and other treasures I don't even think Gary knows what's in there, Gary wins on the messy competition. Jeff, it does look as if you are ready for total economic or global shutdown.
 
In Gary's garage you can turn sideways and move around, in my garage before I started cleaning and shelving you couldn't move at all. She has so much more than you ever saw before. The crates were stacked 8 tall taking up more space than a mini van and the bottom finally let go and everything came crashing down. Although all this stuff drives me nuts, this addiction of hers is why I am debt free. I pay very little for food and the money she makes selling it all is incredible. It's not $800..she can do that much sales in an hour or less and it will look like nothing is gone. I can see that I am going to have to go rent tables again. I hate the rental tables, they are very heavy.
 
Geeze, what a nice thing for you to do Jeff!!

Everything is so neat and organized now.... I bet with all that extra room your wife can now stock twice as much stuff!! :cool::tongue:

BTW I know our garage is a mess...got any plans for next weekend????
 
Right, now she has some more empty boxes to put things in. I think that if you want your garage cleaned up you'll have to put Ed to work. It's all about the subtleties in how you move that makes a man pick up a broom.:wink:
 
You could have one big azzed garage sale, take the money and zoom away to Costa Rica! With all that stuff, you could be gone for months before she misses you:)
 
I feel the pain Jeff. My wifes idea of cleaning the spare rooms and garage is to box it and have me build shelves in the barn. Don't think the horse is going to like sharing...
 
My wife goes out with friends to garage sales every single saturday it's not pouring down rain. I refuse to let her pile up all the crap (she calls them 'almost free treasures') in das Porsche-Haus (aka garage) because it's not for anything except shiny cars, yard care stuff, and my woodworking tools.

Now the ceiling is bowed with all the crap she's put in the attic and we have a cluttered spare room, but the garage remains tidy with just my stuff in it. A man's gotta put his foot down and be the boss.

[BTW, my wife gave me permission to type that out and post it if I promised to cook dinner for the next month.]

She did buy a pair of Lalique bookends last month for $5 and sold them two weeks later on eBay to a collector in the UK for get this... $429 plus shipping!

Every night before I drift off to sleep I ask the Lord to take this awful obsession away from her and give her a hobby that doesn't involve moving boxes of crap around and being forced to hold our own garage sales 4x a year to move all the garage sale stuff she's accumulated.

I love her more than life itself though. *sigh*
 
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