My favorite Blond Joke

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kent4Him

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There were two blond, sitting on a hill side in Oklahoma looking up at the evening sky. One blond says to the other, "Wow, the moon is sure big tonight. I wonder which is closer, the moon or Florida." The other responds, "Duh, can you see Florida from here?"
 
Here is my second favorite:

The blond owner of a BMW takes her car into the shop because it isn't running very well. Later that day, the mechanic calls and lets her know that the car is finish and is ready to pick up. She asks what the problem was. The mechanic replies, "Crap in the fuel injector." She responds, "How often do I need to do that?"
 
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