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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milk man asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my stomach. I can splash it on my eyes."
 
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Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />You scared me! I thought you were going to tell it the way I heard it, and I would have missed you after you were banned! [}:)][;)]
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OK Cav, now you have to PM me how you heard it! I tried everything I could think of of how milk comes, and I'm not getting it!
 
While we are on blond jokes, here is two of my favorites:

Two blonds are sitting out in a field in Oklahoma, looking up at the sky. One says to the other, "I wonder which is closer, the moon or Florida." The other one responds, "HELLO, can you see Florida from here?"


A blond owns a BMW and it is running a little rough, so she takes it to the mechanic. After a few days, she gets a call saying the car is ready. When picking the car up, she asks what the problem was. The mechanic replys, "Crap in the fuel injector". She then asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
 
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