I mean no disrespect with the following post. I am just being silly. Reminding everyone why i won the Liar's CLUB CONTEST!!:biggrin::alien::ghost::tongue:
Hello earthling. If you are reading this, It means you have been chosen to decide if humanity is ready for THE FARCE. My name is Luke Skyturner. I come from a far far planet called Jetlatheia, in a galaxy named Castablankius. I have chosen you to decide if humanity is ready to meet the Jeteye Niights. We are the good half of an eternal battle between light colored wood, and dark. The Dark Farce grows every day, and we must also recruit to battle the dark side.
The leader of the dark side, Darth Toni, wishes to keep you hypnotized so you cannot see the truth. She has control over your human race and is the real leader of your world. She is so in control, she has implanted a hypnosis control unit in the personal home of Judge Judy from your television box. If you ask her, she might tell you about it. I believe she calls it an "EGG", also known as a "Electrostatic Gyromatic Gergonomemeter".
We would like to come to your planet and teach you the ways of the Niights. During your Jeteye training, you will master such things as Turning Tool Telekenesis, Where we will teach you how to master the dark woods with your scraper without physically touching it. We will also teach you of our highly sought after "Negative Neutron Polymers". These polymers are super high strength and make the strongest pens within a two block radius of your shop. We have already contacted our Earth liazon, Who you call "Ed" and arranged for these polymers to be featured among the other fine blanks at exoticblanks.com, which in no way financially supports the building of a brand new "Neveau Scepter", which is a grade 4 attack class galactic cruiser that is not being built in the shadows of your moon.
If you choose to let us contact you, We will save you from Darth Toni and enlighten you to the ways of the Jeteye. We have many other things to offer your human race. Too numerous to list.
All we ask in return is that you don't blow us out of the sky upon our arrival! We have seen the cannon, And we fear the black cat with green eyes. If it is not to much to ask, We would also like to take a sampling of your materials back to our home planet. We believe some of your innovations could help us solve many problems including the creation of an endless power source, Similar to your sun. We are especially interested in this "Woodchuck" item. We believe it has the power stored within to save the lives of many sets of Micro Mesh.
If you wish to agree to begin the contact process, Please fill out form IAP-51 and submit it, in triplicate, to:
Office of Jeteye enslavement
(Attn: recruiting)
CA-123ET gro.Srenrutnep avenue
Jetlatheia, Castablanka
Thank you for your time and consideration!
Luke Skyturner
Hello earthling. If you are reading this, It means you have been chosen to decide if humanity is ready for THE FARCE. My name is Luke Skyturner. I come from a far far planet called Jetlatheia, in a galaxy named Castablankius. I have chosen you to decide if humanity is ready to meet the Jeteye Niights. We are the good half of an eternal battle between light colored wood, and dark. The Dark Farce grows every day, and we must also recruit to battle the dark side.
The leader of the dark side, Darth Toni, wishes to keep you hypnotized so you cannot see the truth. She has control over your human race and is the real leader of your world. She is so in control, she has implanted a hypnosis control unit in the personal home of Judge Judy from your television box. If you ask her, she might tell you about it. I believe she calls it an "EGG", also known as a "Electrostatic Gyromatic Gergonomemeter".
We would like to come to your planet and teach you the ways of the Niights. During your Jeteye training, you will master such things as Turning Tool Telekenesis, Where we will teach you how to master the dark woods with your scraper without physically touching it. We will also teach you of our highly sought after "Negative Neutron Polymers". These polymers are super high strength and make the strongest pens within a two block radius of your shop. We have already contacted our Earth liazon, Who you call "Ed" and arranged for these polymers to be featured among the other fine blanks at exoticblanks.com, which in no way financially supports the building of a brand new "Neveau Scepter", which is a grade 4 attack class galactic cruiser that is not being built in the shadows of your moon.
If you choose to let us contact you, We will save you from Darth Toni and enlighten you to the ways of the Jeteye. We have many other things to offer your human race. Too numerous to list.
All we ask in return is that you don't blow us out of the sky upon our arrival! We have seen the cannon, And we fear the black cat with green eyes. If it is not to much to ask, We would also like to take a sampling of your materials back to our home planet. We believe some of your innovations could help us solve many problems including the creation of an endless power source, Similar to your sun. We are especially interested in this "Woodchuck" item. We believe it has the power stored within to save the lives of many sets of Micro Mesh.
If you wish to agree to begin the contact process, Please fill out form IAP-51 and submit it, in triplicate, to:
Office of Jeteye enslavement
(Attn: recruiting)
CA-123ET gro.Srenrutnep avenue
Jetlatheia, Castablanka
Thank you for your time and consideration!
Luke Skyturner
