Live center? Dead center? Half-dead center?

[randyrls]

If you know what a live center is... AND






If you know what a dead center is..... Then
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What is a half-dead center?????



All jokes, quips, guffaws, and jibes are appreciated!!!!:biggrin:

PS: Yes, I know what it is but let's see what people come up with....

Many years ago before SWMBO was a semi-common abbreviation, someone posted in a forum that the only thing they could come up with was. "Selling Wife, Make Best Offer"!!!!!:rotfl:

 

[johnnycnc]

I feel half dead somedays after work, and have trouble staying on center. yes..yes?

(I know..I can't tell yet?:frown :biggrin:

 

[papaturner]

If you know what a live center is... AND






If you know what a dead center is..... Then
(scroll down)













What is a half-dead center?????



All jokes, quips, guffaws, and jibes are appreciated!!!!:biggrin:

PS: Yes, I know what it is but let's see what people come up with....

Many years ago before SWMBO was a semi-common abbreviation, someone posted in a forum that the only thing they could come up with was. "Selling Wife, Make Best Offer"!!!!!:rotfl:

38 years in sales?

 

[jleiwig]

I know as well, but it's pretty obvious that your not very optimistic. I prefer half alive center.

 

[rjwolfe3]

Justin, wouldn't that be half live center?:biggrin:

 

[DCBluesman]

Shaq?

 

[JeffinWIS]

I've only seen/used 'em on a cylindrical grinder. YMMV

 

[rjwolfe3]

Shaq?

ROFL Lou that was funny!

 

[Tuba707]

Shaq?

I was hoping we would get a sports reference in... =)

 

[Paul in OKC]

A live center with bad bearings!